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"endergate" - interactive fanfiction explanation of ender_sai's resignation
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tom
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Mar '04
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Date Posted:
1/4 8:56am
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"endergate" - interactive fanfiction explanation of ender_sai's resignation
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ender sai. assigned to monitor theforce.net messageboards as a matter of top national security, he'd spent the last six years undercover. he had mixed feelings about the assignment. sure the fbi payed well and over the years he'd almost come to enjoy these "star wars", but as he took another bite of his donut and glanced down at his ever-expanding waistline he couldn't help but feel that all those years of training had gone to waste.
this morning, in his empty pizza box den of iniquity he'd made a dozen posts over a pot and a half of coffee. of course, several of the posts were anti-american. this was his own private joke. and of course he monitored the mod-squad constantly, keeping an especially close eye on the posts of rhonderoo and ophelia. what were they up to? something was going on here that went way deeper than star wars.
just then, a loud knock on the door. ender popped out of his chair, pizza boxes flying everywhere, and quickly glanced out the peephole. phil wise and two bald cronies as big as small trucks. ender didn't need to think, he just reacted, as those years of training came flooding back. gun, shoes, wallet, keys. and he was out the bathroom window, over the backyard fence, and on the run in seconds flat...
(ok someone else take it)
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Kukbacca
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HUH?
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Trika_Kenobi
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1/4 9:00am
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JoinTheSchwarz
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1/4 9:07am
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Two small C4 charges took care of the door. Wise glanced over the empty room and couldn't help but smirk.
"Operation Kangaroo is go. Proceed. And could you please stop whistling the Imperial March, guys? This is serious business"
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love can't blossom on a message board
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GIMER
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1/4 9:09am
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His Mazda Miata was gassed up and waiting for him in the alley one street over. He always kept it there for emergencies, he just didn't realize how soon his threat level would change from orange to red.
He jumped in the car, but hesitated before turning the key in the ignition.
Could Kate have planted a bomb in his car before leaving under the pretense of a "pregnancy?"
He couldn't take the chance. He ran down the alley towards main street.
Spotting a local hot dog vendor he had occasionally shared a wiener with, he tossed him the keys, and told him "The car's in the alley. It's all yours. The one with the 'Hottie on Board' sign in the rear window!"
And he ran off down the street towards the train station...
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1/4 9:21am
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JoinTheSchwarz posted:
Two small C4 charges took care of the door. Wise glanced over the empty room and couldn't help but smirk.
"Operation Kangaroo is go. Proceed. And could you please stop whistling the Imperial March, guys? This is serious business"
Brilliant!
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Smart_Gungan
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1/4 9:22am
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As he walked up to the ticket counter, Ender saw another of Wise's goons lounged against a wall, trying to look inconspicuous. The man reached into his coat, and Ender glimpsed a flash of metal. Leaving his money on the counter, he vaulted over the rail and tried to mix himself in with the crowd.
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Master_Jacen
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1/4 9:22am
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Ender kept his head down, but moved at a fast clip towards the door at the far end of the terminal, the one marked "Employees Only". He was almost there when they grabbed him. "Where do you think you're going?" a voice asked. Enders heart was racing ten thousand beats per minute. It was over. He was caught. He slowly turned around, only to see...
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GIMER
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1/4 9:28am
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...A pink-haired woman in a black trench coat and leather miniskirt jump out of the darkness and grabbed him by the arm.
"Come this way, quickly!" she said. "If you want to live."
"Who are you?" Ender inquired hesitantly.
"Just call me Dork."
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Eeth-my-Koth
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tom
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she led him through a series of twists and turns, winding their way through the complicated alley system in the heart of the city until ender was thoroughly disoriented. when they finally reached what ender imagined to be the center of a giant maze all they came to was a dead end. had he been double crossed? feeling the absurdity of the situation, ender uttered the classic line in his best admiral ackbar voice.
"it's a trap!"
dork chuckled, but she had him one better. "into the garbage shoot flyboy", she whispered coyly as she lifted up the manhole cover...
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Trika_Kenobi
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1/4 9:49am
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...and unceremoniously dumped him in.
"Kinda gruff," Ender muttered as he picked himself up. His clothes, a set of Pooh pajamas and fuzzy pink bunny slippers, were now ruined, covered with filthy, mucky sewer water.
He halfway expected Wise's goons to be waiting for him. To his surprise, there was only a bright light in the distance. He brought his hand up to shield his eyes, and in the bright glow, squinted to see its source. It grew larger and brighter, enveloping him completely, but he could make out a faint outline, and he suddenly realized that it was...
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Kukbacca
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1/4 9:51am
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...LOL CAT AND KATSUP CAT JOINED FORCES TO DEFEAT ENDER AND HE IS FORCED TO RESIGN. THE END.
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Jabba-wocky
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1/4 12:02pm
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I'd just like to point out that as an early pioneer of the JCC User fan fiction genre, I'm very excited about this. I'll be making my own contribution some time later.
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Ender_Sai
Title: Manager Emeritus
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1/4 1:08pm
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Who the hell is tom, and why were you insignificant enough as to only appear on my radar now?
ES
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epic
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1/4 1:12pm
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Ender_Sai posted:
Who the hell is tom, and why were you insignificant enough as to only appear on my radar now?
ES
spoken like a true undercover agent masquerading as a billiards player in a sleazy pool bar
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