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Suzuki_Akira
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Date Posted:
1/4 4:47pm
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RE: "endergate" - interactive fanfiction explanation of ender_sai's resignation
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Uh, what?
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Rogue_Ten
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1/4 4:48pm
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A technician at Rebel Scum answered his slick black Razor phone with a crisp "Sir?"
"Commence Battle Plan Tucker Bag." came the cold voice of the enigmatic "tom".
"Yes, sir!" the technician answered before flicking a big red switch on the control panel before him.
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Back in the sewer, at that exact moment, lexu's eyes flashed red and she quietly raised her pistol and placed it square in the small of Dork's back...
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Spike2002
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1/4 4:53pm
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I'm waiting for the scene where he beats off the terrorists with a copy of The Economist 
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PulsarSkate
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1/4 4:54pm
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"Oh ****." came a voice, and then a small expulsion of air. lexu blinked once, put a hand to her neck and then pitched backwards.
"For ****'s sake, dork, I told you to scan everyone." Pulsies muttered, dropping from a manhole tunnel and landing with both boots in about two inches of pure ****. "Thankfully, that tranquiliser won't wear off for a few hours."
"Who'd you get it from?" dork asked, holstering her gun again. She hadn't expect Pulsies to be tracking them.
"The Beez gave them to me. Completely hush-hush, but guaranteed to keep a girl under for at least 2 hours."
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Darth_Guy
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1/4 4:55pm
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PulsarSkate posted:
"The Beez gave them to me. Completely hush-hush, but guaranteed to keep a girl under for at least 2 hours."
GOLD
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Rogue_Ten
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1/4 5:00pm
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GOLD. 
Spike posted:
I'm waiting for the scene where he beats off the terrorists with a copy of The Economist
I was going to "fix" this, but it may have been ban-worthy. 
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Darth_Guy
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1/4 5:11pm
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lol beats off
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Rogue_Ten
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1/4 5:14pm
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lol amirite?
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PulsarSkate
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1/4 5:18pm
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"Wait...do you hear that?" Ender hissed, cutting off the professional chatter from the two women. "It sounded like..."
Creeping forward to the opening of another tunnel, Ender checked his weapon and listened. Laughing. Distinctly childish laughing.
"...lol beats off..."
"lol amirite?"
With a quick motion, Ender swung around the corner and plugged the two laughing-boys in their backs, sending them splashing into the river of effluence. Dork and Pulsies stood behind him, looking at the two floating bodies.
"Who were they?"
"Goons."
"Goons?"
"Hired Goons." Ender sighed.
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lexu
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1/4 5:29pm
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OMG, am I a Cylon?
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Date Posted:
1/4 5:32pm
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lexu posted:
OMG, am I a Cylon?
You know it to be true.
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Suzuki_Akira
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1/4 5:54pm
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Ender sighed. He had thought of a myriad of situations that his position may have forced him into, one day, but on the run in ****water never crossed his mind. "Alright," Ender said finally. The two ladies left standing turned to give him their attention. "Someone tell me what the hell we're doing exactly. I don't feel like fleeing to nowhere at all. I can do that above ground."
Pulsar turned dismissively and picked up her pace. "Who says we're fleeing?" Ender and Dork took off to catch up. "A half mile more of sewer and we'll be directly under Wise's base of operations in this town."
Ender smiled, taking careful note to leap over a particularly disgusting piece of sewer filth with his next stride. "I like the way you think. You know, maybe - "
"No." Pulsar's definitive answer almost seemed to carry an echo. "Married, plus I got your n00dz in PM. Not happening."
Ender frowned inwardly. He hadn't even been thinking along those lines. And people were interrupting the **** out of him lately. It was going to be a long day.
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
1/4 6:48pm
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The unlikely convoy of Pulsies, dork, and Ender hit a snag in the last leg of their journey through poo.
"Who put this door here?!" dork sighed in exasperation, scratching her pink head.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Ender ejaculated in ineffectual anger at what he perceived as the dork's incompetence, "Maybe you should have taken a senior seminar in sewer-crawling at University of Townsville like me!"
"Look, we can't all be perfect like you, Ender!" the dork mock-protested, though a note of genuine hurt entered her voice, "I just need a few minutes to crack the code on this new security door they put down here and then we'll be on our way, okay?"
"YOU FAIL MISERABLY! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT!!" Ender bellowed.
"JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! IT'S NOT A COMPETITION GEEZ!" dork exclaimed. Ender crossed his arms and fell silent, a petulent look on his face.
The dork sighed. She produced a magazine with a grenade and a headline about Pakistan on the front from under her skirt, "Look, just read this while I work, okay?"
"OOooooooOOOooo!" Ender purred in satisfaction as he plopped himself down on the sewer floor and began paging through his favorite periodical.
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More in a few minutes from me if you can wait...
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Lord_Vivec
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1/4 6:53pm
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They thought they were safe, but from the sidelines, the young and daring warrior Kimball_Kinnison watch closely, slowly taking in their every move.
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
1/4 7:58pm
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Sorry, Vivec, but I was already writing this when you added your sentence, so I kind of ignored the Kimball character, but you can bring him back in later if you wish.
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Pulsarskate was still shaking her head and giggling at Ender and the dork's exchange when the dork called out that she'd cracked the door code. But as Pulsie began towards her companions, she suddenly sensed something was amiss. She looked down to see the hip-pouch with her beezeljuice darts in it was missing -- too late.
By the time she cried out in surprise, lexu had her with a grip around her waist and the dart-loading syringe at her neck. Ender and the dork drew their pistols and turned at the sound of Pulsie's shocked yelp.
"lexu drop it!" dork called in her steely, professional voice.
Ender tried to sound as collected, but his voice cracked with the emotional strain of seeing such a close friend turned against him, "lexu, put it down, please!"
lexu ignored them, speaking instead to the hapless Pulsarskate, "That's quite a hangover you gave me, honey, but they enhanced my physiology in the lab, so I worked it off rather quicker than you might've expected."
"Let me go!" Pulsar spat.
"I'd rather tell you a story first. You see, beezel never quite perfected this little formula of his. Most of his dates don't wake up, if you know what I mean. And this here, well, this little syringe has four times the recommended dosage in it. Should be interesting to see what it does to a human body, eh?" Cruelly, she poked Pulsar just so much that she caused a gentle twinge of pain without breaking the skin
"LET ME GO!" Pulsies was yelling and struggling now, fear in her eyes and a frantic tone in her voice.
lexu allowed herself another predatory grin, "beezeljuice. beezeljuice! BEEZELJUICE!" She began to cackle at her own sick joke even as she plunged the needle into Pulsar's neck.
"NO LEXU DON'T!" Pulsies' companions yelled even as the poison was forced into her bloodstream.
In seconds, Pulsies found it impossible to keep a clear head, and quickly slipped into darkness, even as lexu dropped her limp form on the dirty sewer floor and stepped away. lexu produced the pistol she had been given earlier from her waistband as Ender rushed to Pulsar's twitching form.
Powerless to help the dying Pulsarskate, Ender looked up from her side at her murderer, tears of betrayal and hopelessness in his eyes. He reluctantly pointed his side arm at the brainwashed lexu, unwilling to let another innocent die by her hand. lexu smiled her cruel smile anew as her eyes flashed red and she shifted her aim from the dork onto Ender.
"DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS, LEXU!" Ender cried in anguish and indecision at the prospect of having to shoot his bewitched friend, "LEXU?!"
"lexu isn't here right now" was her cold reply, and Ender realized that if he didn't fire, she would.
BANG! The shot resounded through the cavernous sewer. Ender blinked and looked down at his chest, searching for a bullet hole. Realizing he felt no pain, he looked up just in time to catch the confused look on lexu's face as she crumpled into the doodie-water, a smoking hole in her chest.
imperial_dork holstered her freshly fired pistol and looked on sadly as Ender rushed to lexu's side.
lexu's face was pale and she was going into shock, but pain was not the only thing in her eyes -- she was confused, feeling as if she had woken from a long and terrible dream to find herself dying.
"Where am I?" she asked Ender. Noting Pulsie's cooling body across the way, she gasped, "What did I do? Ender, what...?"
"Shhhhh! Shhh... you've done nothing wrong, lexu," he tried to reassure her, "You weren't yourself. They did this to you! Wise and his-"
"Am I going to die?" she inquired, the light in her eyes rapidly dimming.
"No, no of course not! Everything will be okay, I promise," he told her, not believing the words but needing to speak them all the same.
"Tell... Darth_Guy..." lexu began between coughing fits "I never liked him...."
And then she was still.
For the first time in his life, Ender was speechless. Blinking back tears, he made a silent vow then and there to avenge the deaths of his two friends.
The dork approached him gingerly as he stood and attempted to compose himself. Cautiously, she began, "Can you-?"
"Yes, I can go on. I have to go on. To avenge them. To make this right."
She lowered her gaze forlornly, "I'm..."
"Don't be sorry", he said, leaving her next words unspoken, "You did what you had to."
She shook her head, "Yes, well, that doesn't mean we have to be okay with it. I'll help you get them you know. We will get them."
"Oh, I know." he said, steely resolve in his eyes and voice as they strode towards the open security door, "And, dork?"
"Yes?"
"If we make it through this, I'm never modding again."
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