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"endergate" - interactive fanfiction explanation of ender_sai's resignation
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lexu
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May '02
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Date Posted:
1/4 8:11pm
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RE: "endergate" - interactive fanfiction explanation of ender_sai's resignation
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I went out like a punk! I'm so going to kick your ass.
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Jansons_Funny_Twin
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Jul '02
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Date Posted:
1/4 8:13pm
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Get the Boot!
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"GAIUS H. CHRIST!" - My younger brother.
"you guys, you're so cute with your anal rape and man love" - lexu
For Khaz Modan!
"IGNORE ME!"
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Rogue_Ten
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Aug '02
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1/4 8:15pm
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I thought it was touching. 
Pulsie went out like a punk. DG and I have our revenge. 
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PulsarSkate
Title: Ex-Mod
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Nov '03
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Date Posted:
1/4 8:19pm
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//banned like punk bitch 
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Darth_Guy
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Aug '02
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1/4 8:41pm
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Rogue_Ten came to, tasting doodie-water in his mouth. He sputtered, trying to rid himself of the oddly-nutty flavor. He sat up and looked at his chest.
“Told you these vests would come in handy,” a voice next to him blurted out
Rogue looked at Darth_Guy, who himself was soaked with doodie-water. “As I recall you wanted them as fashion statements.”
Even seemed indignant. “How was I supposed to know that Kevlar was bulletproof? Lucky break, hunh?”
Unable to come up with a reply to his companion’s idiotic remarks, Rogue massaged the bruise on his chest where the bullet had struck.
“Why would anyone shoot us?” Guy inquired.
“All I know is that Wise gave me three dollars to go to Australia and hang out in the sewers.”
“Really? He gave me some tic-tacs.” Guy reached into his pocket and popped one of the mint candies into his mouth.
Rogue sighed, but then he realized how horrible his breath must smell. “Could I have one of those?” Even hesitantly handed him the small container. As he rolled the tic-tac around his mouth, Rogue considered his next course of action. “C’mon, let’s go find who shot us and why.”
“I don’t know. I didn’t have a lot of fun getting shot the first time around. Shouldn’t we call the cops or something?”
“Stop being such a *****,” Rouge said to his companion. Guy gave a very sad frown, but followed anyway.
Rogue quickly became bored walking down what seemed like the same old corridor. When thinking of suggestions for sewer design improvement, Even suddenly came to a halt. Continuing to walk along, he asked, “What is it?”
“Uh, are there typically dead women in sewers?”
Rogue managed to blurt out a confused “Hunh?” before he tripped over something on the ground.
“Yeah, I think that’s lexu,” Guy said matter-of-factly.
Rogue got up and tried to brush off the accumulated slime. He then looked down. “She never did like you, ya know.” Guy gave another frown.
The two childish men continued with their zany antics that may or may not end up being relevant to the main plot.
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Rogue_Ten
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Aug '02
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Date Posted:
1/4 8:46pm
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RE: "endergate" - interactive fanfiction explanation of ender_sai's resignation
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YAY! We're Tag and Bink!
Or Rosencrantz and Guildenstern if you're not an EU fan.
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PulsarSkate
Title: Ex-Mod
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Nov '03
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1/4 8:55pm
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Maybe it was the kick to the gut as Darth_Guy moved past her. Or maybe it was when Rogue_Ten trod on her wrist, but Puls could feel, and that was something. It meant being alive at least. Not exactly good but you know...
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Rogue_Ten
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1/4 8:57pm
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Lol. Tag and Bink and Pulsies.
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lexu
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Date Posted:
1/4 8:58pm
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When do I wake up in the Resurrection Chamber?
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Rogue_Ten
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1/4 8:59pm
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Never. 
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Darth_Guy
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1/4 9:24pm
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1/4 9:36pm (1 edits total)
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Pulsarskate was in a haze, and she was desperately trying to climb out of it. Maybe if she had known the effects of beezeljuice she wouldn’t have used it on lexu. Oh well, the Oregonian is dead now anyway. But if she didn’t find a way out of this mess Pulsarskate may soon follow her.
In her confusion Pulsie swore she could feel a cold, clammy hand on her shoulder. It felt as though it was trying to be a gesture of comfort, but just came off as really, really creepy.
Suddenly she felt a needle go through her skin. Oh no! She managed a panicked moan.
“…antidote…” she heard a voice say.
Only after a few seconds Pulsies started to feel the effects of the sleep drug wear off. She rolled onto her side as her eyes came into focus. She wanted a good look at her savior.
“Beezel? What the hell are you doing here?”
The man just shrugged. “Australia is just so awesome. Isn’t this sewer awesome? I think it’s great. I want to live here you know; I applied for a work visa and…”
It was at that point Pulsarskate started to tune him out.
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
1/4 9:29pm
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I. Love. This. Thread.
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jp-30
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1/6 2:50pm
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Pulsarskate noticed her phone was vibrating. Text message. She flipped open the display with an all too familiar /snap-hiss/. Bad news. Real bad news.
SNOWBALL TAKEN OUT. IN COMA. UNLIKELY TO RECOVER. REVERT TO PLAN B.
"****", though Pulsarskate, not him. Anybody but Snowball. This is no way to start a new year.
"And what the hell is Plan B?"
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Ender_Sai
Title: Manager Emeritus
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Feb '01
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Date Posted:
1/6 3:05pm
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1/6 3:14pm (1 edits total)
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1) I endorse dis epic thread.
2) Rogue Ten, you get me! 
3) Ego_Sigh speaks Chinese. This hasn't popped up yet. It should.
4) Pulsie, I was thinking that way. 
5) Needs more gratutious nudity.
Rogue, I'd like to commission you to ghost-write my autobiography: "Against all Mods: The Ender_Sai Story". It would of course be based on this thread and any Economist editorials you chose rather than reality.
E_S
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In this truth he knew himself to be.
From sinking sands he stepped into light's embrace.
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
1/6 3:13pm
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1/6 3:14pm (1 edits total)
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I only wonder if Philip Wise ever secretly checks board traffic about himself and finds these perennial fanfiction-villain portrayals of himself. 
Also, how the **** did grievous get Suzuki from my blatant Jello portrayal on the first page?! 
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