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Author Topic: What is your least favorite religious story?
ellybeanjay 
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Date Posted: 5/12 11:50am Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story? - Date Edited: 5/12 11:51am (1 edits total) Edited By: ellybeanjay
That one that got misinterpreted and turned into a lesson about the wrong thing.

Oh, wait...

 

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Cobranaconda 
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Date Posted: 5/12 12:42pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Emperor_Time posted:
What is your least favorite religious story?


The Bible.

 

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dp4m 
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Date Posted: 5/12 12:44pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
ellybeanjay posted:
That one that got misinterpreted and turned into a lesson about the wrong thing.

Oh, wait...


Dianetics?

 

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Darth Mulacki 
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Date Posted: 5/12 12:51pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story? - Date Edited: 5/12 12:56pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth Mulacki
This one


What the **** is the point of that?


I've asked four church guys from three orientations, and not one of them could tell me what the **** is going on here.

 

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soitscometothis 
Registered: Jul '03
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Date Posted: 5/12 1:03pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
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Abraham and Issac heading up the mountain...
Ditto.

 

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Obi-Zahn Kenobi 
Registered: Aug '99
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Date Posted: 5/12 1:05pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
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What the **** is the point of that?


I've asked four church guys from three orientations, and not one of them could tell me what the **** is going on here.
Remember that a lot of the Bible is just actual history, and not necessarily something prefaced with "Thus saith the Lord".

 

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Date Posted: 5/12 1:40pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Cobranaconda posted:
Emperor_Time posted:
What is your least favorite religious story?


The Bible.


lol. beat me to it. tongue

 

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rechedelphar 
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Date Posted: 5/12 1:47pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
The one where the guy gets slain for "spilling his seed on to the ground"

 

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Date Posted: 5/12 1:48pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Reuben! grin

 

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VadersLaMent 
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Date Posted: 5/12 2:00pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
The Book of Job.

 

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Andalite-Bandit 
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Date Posted: 5/12 2:01pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Evan Almighty.

 

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Darth Mulacki 
Registered: Dec '99
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Date Posted: 5/12 2:09pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Obi-Zahn Kenobi posted:
Darth Mulacki posted:
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What the **** is the point of that?


I've asked four church guys from three orientations, and not one of them could tell me what the **** is going on here.
Remember that a lot of the Bible is just actual history, and not necessarily something prefaced with "Thus saith the Lord".



Isn't there supposed to be a point with it, if its in the bible?

 

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DarthPoojaNaberrie 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 5/12 2:14pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
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For me it has to be the story of Lot.


What goes around comes around. Since he was willing to let them be raped, they decided to actually rape him.

 

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Emperor_Time 
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Date Posted: 5/12 2:57pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
DarthPoojaNaberrie posted:
Emperor_Time posted:
For me it has to be the story of Lot.


What goes around comes around. Since he was willing to let them be raped, they decided to actually rape him.


Your right, but I still don't like incest very much. sick

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 5/12 3:00pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Honestly, the whole crucifixion dealeo was quite the turnoff for me as a kid. I still remember how much it used to freak me out on a Sunday morning as I'd go into Church and see a towering sculpture of Jesus nailed to a cross with realistic-looking blood oozing from his hands, feet, sides, and head.

Yeah...real wholesome, Church was.

 

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