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What is your least favorite religious story?
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ellybeanjay
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5/12 11:50am
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ellybeanjay
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That one that got misinterpreted and turned into a lesson about the wrong thing.
Oh, wait...
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Cobranaconda
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5/12 12:42pm
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Emperor_Time posted:
What is your least favorite religious story?
The Bible.
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dp4m
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ellybeanjay posted:
That one that got misinterpreted and turned into a lesson about the wrong thing.
Oh, wait...
Dianetics?
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Darth Mulacki
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5/12 12:51pm
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What the **** is the point of that?
I've asked four church guys from three orientations, and not one of them could tell me what the **** is going on here.
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5/12 1:03pm
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Abraham and Issac heading up the mountain...
Ditto.
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Darth Mulacki posted:
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What the **** is the point of that?
I've asked four church guys from three orientations, and not one of them could tell me what the **** is going on here.
Remember that a lot of the Bible is just actual history, and not necessarily something prefaced with "Thus saith the Lord".
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Cobranaconda posted:
Emperor_Time posted:
What is your least favorite religious story?
The Bible.
lol. beat me to it. 
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The one where the guy gets slain for "spilling his seed on to the ground"
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The Book of Job.
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Evan Almighty.
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Darth Mulacki
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5/12 2:09pm
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Obi-Zahn Kenobi posted:
Darth Mulacki posted:
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What the **** is the point of that?
I've asked four church guys from three orientations, and not one of them could tell me what the **** is going on here.
Remember that a lot of the Bible is just actual history, and not necessarily something prefaced with "Thus saith the Lord".
Isn't there supposed to be a point with it, if its in the bible?
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Emperor_Time posted:
For me it has to be the story of Lot.
What goes around comes around. Since he was willing to let them be raped, they decided to actually rape him.
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Emperor_Time
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DarthPoojaNaberrie posted:
Emperor_Time posted:
For me it has to be the story of Lot.
What goes around comes around. Since he was willing to let them be raped, they decided to actually rape him.
Your right, but I still don't like incest very much. 
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Souderwan
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Honestly, the whole crucifixion dealeo was quite the turnoff for me as a kid. I still remember how much it used to freak me out on a Sunday morning as I'd go into Church and see a towering sculpture of Jesus nailed to a cross with realistic-looking blood oozing from his hands, feet, sides, and head.
Yeah...real wholesome, Church was.
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