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What is your least favorite religious story?
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Vengance1003
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5/12 5:35pm
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The one where the rabbi and the priest walk into a bar...
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Jedi_Hood
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Lord_Vivec posted:
No Kyle, there is no place for logic or deeper meaning in the JCC. Tis best we remain ignorant, for the arguments are much more...amusing. 
No one can ever accuse you of not practicing what you preach. 
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Anakins-Angel-Padme
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I like the story where Jesus pwns n00bs in the temple for selling stuff.
But yeaa, the whole "daughters raping Daddy Lot" thing kind of freaked me out, especially when trying to figure out how the poor kids would address their relatives.
Lot = Grandpa and Dad
Mother = Mom and Half-sister
Other Poor Kid = Cousin and Half-Brother
Mother's Sister = Aunt and Half-sister.
It's so confusing!!!!
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Lord_Vivec
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Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
But yeaa, the whole "daughters raping Daddy Lot" thing kind of freaked me out, especially when trying to figure out how the poor kids would address their relatives.
Lot = Grandpa and Dad
Mother = Mom and Half-sister
Other Poor Kid = Cousin and Half-Brother
Mother's Sister = Aunt and Half-sister.
It's so confusing!!!!
People back then were weird.
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rechedelphar
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5/12 5:56pm
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yeah and why did Lot's wife get turned to salt for looking back? God was vicious back then, slaying people for spilling seed on ground.
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Lord_Vivec
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Jedi_Hood posted:
Lord_Vivec posted:
No Kyle, there is no place for logic or deeper meaning in the JCC. Tis best we remain ignorant, for the arguments are much more...amusing.
No one can ever accuse you of not practicing what you preach.
What ever could you mean?
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PulsarSkate
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5/12 6:00pm
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He was a might machievellian god back then.
I tend to think the whole idea of Baal as my least fav religious story. Seriously, gimme your kiddies, I'll eat them and make sure you all don't die, so you can make more kiddies, so I can eat them...
It's like, dude, hang on there. You don't have to eat our children to make us have sex!
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Anakins-Angel-Padme
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Silly Baal. Maybe he was afraid of sex, and figured everyone else was, too.
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Maybe Baal was a virgin?
That would explain a lot. A LOT.
Poor thing. If the internet had been around then, he probably would have been ok.
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Kyle Katarn
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5/12 6:06pm
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Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
Silly Baal. Maybe he was afraid of sex, and figured everyone else was, too.
Silly Baal. Trix are for kids!
Baal didn't exist. That was the point of the whole story.
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rechedelphar
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Kyle Katarn posted:
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
Silly Baal. Maybe he was afraid of sex, and figured everyone else was, too.
Silly Baal. Trix are for kids!
Baal didn't exist. That was the point of the whole story.
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PulsarSkate
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Isn't that the point of ALL religious stories? They're meant to inspire faith, rather than be news stories from the supernatural?
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Anakins-Angel-Padme
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I think it was more along the lines of Baal wasn't a virgin, but only had sex once, and was so scarred by it he couldn't see why people would want to do it, and figured he had to give them some sort of incentive.
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Kyle Katarn
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Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
I think it was more along the lines of Baal wasn't a virgin, but only had sex once, and was so scarred by it he couldn't see why people would want to do it, and figured he had to give them some sort of incentive.
Baal couldn't have had sex. Baal was nothing more than a wood or stone idol made by the Caananites.
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rechedelphar
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5/12 6:16pm
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Tell me that he's never been laid
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