Author Topic: What is your least favorite religious story?
Vengance1003  3650 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 5:35pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
The one where the rabbi and the priest walk into a bar...

 

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Jedi_Hood  16449 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 5:47pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Lord_Vivec posted:
No Kyle, there is no place for logic or deeper meaning in the JCC. Tis best we remain ignorant, for the arguments are much more...amusing. tongue


No one can ever accuse you of not practicing what you preach. happy

 

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Anakins-Angel-Padme  1702 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 5:52pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
I like the story where Jesus pwns n00bs in the temple for selling stuff.

But yeaa, the whole "daughters raping Daddy Lot" thing kind of freaked me out, especially when trying to figure out how the poor kids would address their relatives.
Lot = Grandpa and Dad
Mother = Mom and Half-sister
Other Poor Kid = Cousin and Half-Brother
Mother's Sister = Aunt and Half-sister.

It's so confusing!!!!




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Lord_Vivec  11215 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 5:54pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
But yeaa, the whole "daughters raping Daddy Lot" thing kind of freaked me out, especially when trying to figure out how the poor kids would address their relatives.
Lot = Grandpa and Dad
Mother = Mom and Half-sister
Other Poor Kid = Cousin and Half-Brother
Mother's Sister = Aunt and Half-sister.

It's so confusing!!!!




rose

People back then were weird. tongue

 

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rechedelphar  6996 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 5:56pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
yeah and why did Lot's wife get turned to salt for looking back? God was vicious back then, slaying people for spilling seed on ground.

 

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Lord_Vivec  11215 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 5:56pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Jedi_Hood posted:
Lord_Vivec posted:
No Kyle, there is no place for logic or deeper meaning in the JCC. Tis best we remain ignorant, for the arguments are much more...amusing. tongue


No one can ever accuse you of not practicing what you preach. happy

What ever could you mean? happy

 

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PulsarSkate  27607 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:00pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
He was a might machievellian god back then.


I tend to think the whole idea of Baal as my least fav religious story. Seriously, gimme your kiddies, I'll eat them and make sure you all don't die, so you can make more kiddies, so I can eat them...

It's like, dude, hang on there. You don't have to eat our children to make us have sex!

 

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Anakins-Angel-Padme  1702 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:03pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Silly Baal. Maybe he was afraid of sex, and figured everyone else was, too.




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PulsarSkate  27607 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:05pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Maybe Baal was a virgin?


That would explain a lot. A LOT.


Poor thing. If the internet had been around then, he probably would have been ok.

 

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Kyle Katarn  13745 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:06pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
Silly Baal. Maybe he was afraid of sex, and figured everyone else was, too.




rose


Silly Baal. Trix are for kids!



Baal didn't exist. That was the point of the whole story.

 

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rechedelphar  6996 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:08pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Kyle Katarn posted:
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
Silly Baal. Maybe he was afraid of sex, and figured everyone else was, too.




rose


Silly Baal. Trix are for kids!



Baal didn't exist. That was the point of the whole story.


plain ...







plain

 

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PulsarSkate  27607 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:09pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Isn't that the point of ALL religious stories? They're meant to inspire faith, rather than be news stories from the supernatural?

 

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Anakins-Angel-Padme  1702 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:11pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
I think it was more along the lines of Baal wasn't a virgin, but only had sex once, and was so scarred by it he couldn't see why people would want to do it, and figured he had to give them some sort of incentive.




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Kyle Katarn  13745 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:13pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
I think it was more along the lines of Baal wasn't a virgin, but only had sex once, and was so scarred by it he couldn't see why people would want to do it, and figured he had to give them some sort of incentive.




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Baal couldn't have had sex. Baal was nothing more than a wood or stone idol made by the Caananites.

 

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rechedelphar  6996 posts
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:16pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?


Tell me that he's never been laid

 

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