Author Topic: What is your least favorite religious story?
Anakins-Angel-Padme 
Registered: Aug '02
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:17pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
rechedelphar posted:


Tell me that he's never been laid


I'd hit that.




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PulsarSkate 
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Registered: Nov '03
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:19pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story? - Date Edited: 5/12 6:20pm (1 edits total) Edited By: PulsarSkate
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
rechedelphar posted:


Tell me that he's never been laid


I'd hit that.




rose



Gotta dig a guy who can dance!

Although now all I can think of is Baal dancing around singing:

"Yummy yummy yummy, I've got kids in my tummy and I feel like doing poo."


 

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Ambassador Cara Jade 
Registered: Oct '99
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:26pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
I'm so confused. Wasn't Baal the guy who hit his donkey until it talked?



 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:27pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
I thought this conversation was about Stargate SG-1. confused

 

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Anakins-Angel-Padme 
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:34pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story? - Date Edited: 5/12 6:35pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Anakins-Angel-Padme
Balaam was the guy who beat up his donkey until it talked.

Here's Baal---Edumucate yourself happy




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Ambassador Cara Jade 
Registered: Oct '99
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:36pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story? - Date Edited: 5/12 6:36pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ambassador Cara Jade
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
Balaam was the guy who beat up his donkey until it talked.

Here's Baal---Edumucate yourself happy




rose


Dead link. Bible Education FTL.

EDIT: Curses. Foiled again.

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:36pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
Balaam was the guy who beat up his donkey until it talked.

Edumucate yourself happy
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That was most helpful. tongue


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SoloKnight 
Registered: Feb '03
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:37pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Ambassador Cara Jade posted:
I'm so confused. Wasn't Baal the guy who hit his donkey until it talked?






That's Balaam

 

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Kyle Katarn 
Registered: Jul '98
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:37pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Ambassador Cara Jade posted:
I'm so confused. Wasn't Baal the guy who hit his donkey until it talked?


No. You're thinking of Balaam.

Link

 

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Anakins-Angel-Padme 
Registered: Aug '02
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:37pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story? - Date Edited: 5/12 6:38pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Anakins-Angel-Padme
YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS

I fixed the link. It was a type-o!

I can't get away with anything around here not_talking

AND I already said it was Balaam. Awhile ago. Doesn't that count for something?




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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:37pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Anakins-Angel-Padme posted:
Balaam was the guy who beat up his donkey until it talked.

Here's Baal---Edumucate yourself happy




rose

That's better.

I'm all edumacated!

 

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Ambassador Cara Jade 
Registered: Oct '99
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:39pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
SoloKnight posted:
Ambassador Cara Jade posted:
I'm so confused. Wasn't Baal the guy who hit his donkey until it talked?






That's Balaam



Kyle Katarn posted:
No. You're thinking of Balaam.


So....Balaam then?

 

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Kyle Katarn 
Registered: Jul '98
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Date Posted: 5/12 6:45pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Ambassador Cara Jade posted:

So....Balaam then?






"You are correct, sir!"

 

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Jabba-wocky 
Registered: May '03
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Date Posted: 5/12 7:41pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
dp4m: As a resurrection story, it's not really that bad, I thought. No worse than, say, the Crucifixion.

OZK: I'd disagree slightly. While I would agree with your general point (inclusion=/=approval) I would say that all things included are divinely inspired, but that some of it is "background/historical material" that helps inform the reader's understanding of other stuff, but doesn't necessarily have a lot of value on it's own. The genealogies, for instance, can be useful in tracing details of some prophecies and things.

 

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Jaina_and_Jag 
Registered: Apr '03
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Date Posted: 5/12 7:49pm Subject: RE: What is your least favorite religious story?
Quixotic-Sith posted:
The one where Jesus comes out of his tomb, sees his shadow, and we have six more weeks of winter.


QFT. laugh

 

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