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Author Topic: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
Darth_Guy 
Registered: Aug '02
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Date Posted: 5/12 11:29pm Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne? - Date Edited: 5/12 11:33pm (2 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Guy
No, the entire series wasn't false. There was an early episode that the finale references where Roseanne gets writing materials from her family and Dan builds her a writing room in the basement. I think that's when it's supposed to depart from "real life" and it just gets further away as she makes her life the way she wants it to be.

Have I watched the finale too many times? Yes.

EDIT: Damn you lexu! I was distracted when I was writing my post. sad

 

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yankee8255 
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 5/13 12:12am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
If he murdered Roseanne, I'd tune in immediately.

 

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Andalite-Bandit 
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 5/13 12:13am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
I think I would not stop watching Roseanne if John Goodman is a murderer, because I just remembered that Kramer is a huge racist, but I still love Seinfeld.

 

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jp-30 
Registered: Dec '00
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Date Posted: 5/13 12:27am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
When I found out drummer Jim Gordon murdered his mother, I didn't stop listening to Derek and the Dominos.

In fact, I think I'll watch a live performance with Jim, Eric, Delaney & Bonnie and George Harrison on YouTube right now.

 

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imperial_dork 
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Date Posted: 5/13 7:30am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
I still watch the Naked Gun movies even though Leslie Nielsen murdered his ex-wife and some dude.

Well, I don't really watch 33 1/3 because that one was dumb. The Final Insult, indeed.


Also, Leslie Nielsen might not have been the killer.

 

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Eeth-my-Koth 
Registered: May '01
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Date Posted: 5/13 7:31am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
You're out of your element, Andalite.

 

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darth_gersh 
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 5/13 7:36am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
Wait now, is Roseanne the alien blimp? Ya lost me there.

 

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Date Posted: 5/13 7:51am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
John Goodman is a memeber of my fraternity (not my school however)...It's clearly stated in our Rituals that I would be obligated to bust him out of prison, and clear his name by framing someone else. Once the smoke clears from that person's electrocution, I'll allow myself to watch Roseanne again.

 

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gabe 
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Date Posted: 5/13 7:59am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
Never watched an episode of Roseanne, but if tomorrow I found out Ed O'neill had been keeping his daughter and three of their kids in his basement á la Josef Fritzl I'd still think Al Bundy was the man and enjoy Married with children.

 

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rumsmuggler 
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 5/13 8:01am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
Same here.

 

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J-Rod 
Registered: Jul '04
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Date Posted: 5/13 8:06am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
I love Rosanne. I know, I'm the last person you'd expect to say that. But the show was great before the big left turn on the last couple of seasons. But even those had some good episodes.

The best season was the one when Dan owned the bike shop.

 

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Souderwan 
Registered: Jun '05
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Date Posted: 5/13 8:12am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
I did give the show a try, but it didn't connect with me.

That said, if John Goodman was a murderer, I'd use that as an excuse not to ever watch The Flintstones movies (movies!! can you believe it??) again.

 

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Emperor_Billy_Bob 
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 5/13 10:25am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
Does this scenario include John Goodman murdering Roseanne?

 

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DarthNotsonice 
Registered: Apr '05
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Date Posted: 5/13 10:36am Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
darth_gersh posted:
Wait now, is Roseanne the alien blimp? Ya lost me there.


The glowing eyes of the Crystal Skull have been mistaken for an Alien blimp. nerd
Plus John Goodman did an excellent job as Sully in Monsters Inc.
That alone solidifies his impeccability as an actor,even if he does stuff like soap commercials or ***** Racer.

 

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JediOverlord 
Registered: Apr '00
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Date Posted: 5/13 4:12pm Subject: RE: If John Goodman committed murder would you still watch Roseanne?
I never liked Roseanne in the first place, so any excuse not to watch it would be a good one.

 

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