Author Topic: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
epic 
Title: ex mod / rsa
Registered: Jul '99
Date Posted: 5/16 7:13am Subject: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
act one

once upon a time i never liked diet coke
enter coke zero
i think coke zero is different somehow in flavour or something to diet coke
i try coke zero and don't mind it
i start drinking it

act two

i realise that they are in fact the SAME THING just marketed differently
i am ashamed
i thus begin to drink diet coke if coke zero is not available in a particular store
i in fact don't mind diet coke
the end

 

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moosemousse 
Title: CR - FF:UK South
Registered: Oct '04
46065_Rianna Saren
Date Posted: 5/16 7:14am Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
I had Coke Zero once, I didn't like.

 

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JoinTheSchwarz 
Registered: Nov '02
5995_Sebulba
Date Posted: 5/16 7:49am Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
That's, like, the story of my life, man.

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
6130_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 5/16 8:44am Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
The only time I ever drink Coke is when I am hungover to buggery.
That is when I put in the call for the red and white ambulance.

Otherwise, Coke sucks.


-JR happy

 

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epic 
Title: ex mod / rsa
Registered: Jul '99
Date Posted: 5/16 9:50am Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
you, sir, are a queen, then, in this game of mass marketing.

or at the very least a rook.

 

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PrincessChattyCathy 
Title: JCC Mod of Pinkness
Registered: Dec '05
19077_Princess Leia
Date Posted: 5/16 10:10am Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
I have not had Coke Zero but I do like Diet Coke. I like Diet Mt. Dew more though.

 

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Grand_Admiral_Grant 
Title: Ex-Mod
Registered: Nov '04
7883_Tycho
Date Posted: 5/16 10:36am Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
I refuse to drink anything but the real coke. I never even tried the diet coke or coke zero.

 

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DarthLassic007 
Registered: Nov '02
6219_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 5/16 10:43am Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
Pepsi > Coke

 

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Everton 
Registered: Jul '03
24209_Coruscant Guard
Date Posted: 5/16 12:02pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
I don't like stuff that is different.

 

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George_Roper 
Registered: May '05
23542_Sidious
Date Posted: 5/16 12:10pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
The smell of diet coke makes me want to hurl.

 

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soitscometothis 
Registered: Jul '03
19681_Duel
Date Posted: 5/16 12:15pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
^Then it's doing its job.

 

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Obi-Zahn Kenobi 
Registered: Aug '99
6134_Count Dooku
Date Posted: 5/16 12:26pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
I liked that C2 stuff they were marketing for a while. It seemed less sweet, although I think it was just as sweet, just half corn syrup and half artificial sweeteners.

 

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Eleventh_Guard 
Registered: Dec '05
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Date Posted: 5/16 5:36pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
The only way I will ever drink any Coke product is if it's the mixer part of rum and Coke.

I don't like Pepsi, either, but Diet Pepsi is tolerable on its own.

 

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Darth Mulacki 
Registered: Dec '99
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Date Posted: 5/16 5:46pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
Coke zero tastes like something that'll give you pink children

 

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epic 
Title: ex mod / rsa
Registered: Jul '99
Date Posted: 5/16 6:00pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
yes but a bottle of coke it like 60% if note more of your sugar for the whole day. in one silly bottle. that isn't good. NOT GOOD.

 

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Darth_Morella 
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 5/16 6:38pm Subject: RE: i am but a pawn in this sorry game of mass marketing
I like Coke Zero tongue

 

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