Yarael Poof has just realized that he hasn’t been on a banner except in spirit in the past two years. He’s now starting to wonder if people don’t like the look of him. Why is there this hatred of Poof? It makes Yarael Poof very sad. So be it. He’ll just sit in banner limbo, all alone, without any friends. So alone. So very, very alone and sad. But Yarael Poof is not bitter at all that he’s been reduced to a brief 'Yarael Poof says' line on every banner. No, not bitter at all, not him.
Author Topic: David Letterman
DarthTunick 
Title: Host: The JCC Weekly Poll
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Date Posted: 7/1 8:33pm Subject: David Letterman


2008: The 50th season of L.A. Dodger baseball! cool

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Im_just_guessing 
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 7/1 8:36pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
Will it float?

 

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Grimby the Hutt 
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Date Posted: 7/1 8:38pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
This thread has the potential for canned hams.

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED 
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 7/1 9:28pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
So, you're ripping off Andy Bandy's Paul Giamatti schtick a month after he stopped using it?

 

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DarthTunick 
Title: Host: The JCC Weekly Poll
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Date Posted: 7/2 6:28pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
Yes.

2008: The 50th season of L.A. Dodger baseball! cool

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quigon70 
Registered: Feb '00
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Date Posted: 7/2 6:35pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
i know my current events

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ObiWan506 
Title: JC Head Admin
Registered: Aug '03
40223_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 7/2 6:39pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
I've had a fear of peaches since my childhood. Horrible story.

 

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DarthSapient 
Registered: Jun '01
24218_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 7/2 6:46pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
Didn't Maury Povich have a girl on his show afraid of peaches? I know he had one afraid of pickles. worried

 

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Jedi_Reject_Jesse 
Registered: Aug '04
41072_Paxi Sylo
Date Posted: 7/2 6:46pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
Fail.

 

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Eeth-my-Koth 
Registered: May '01
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Date Posted: 7/2 7:00pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
Since I know the story I will tell it so you don't have to go through the trauma again.

As a boy, young 506 went to the aquarium. There he frollicked and took in the amazing sights. At the outside sea otter exhibit he munched a peach while laughing at the silly creatures. They were so comical he needed a closer look.

Young 506 hopped up on the railing to better see them. But while hoisting his little body he dropped his peach into the water. He was heartbroken, for 506 was smitten with the sweet peach nectar. He reached and reached but couldn't get the peach. He thought, if I can only get down on that ledge I could retrieve it.

The silly boy had no clue the ledge was slippery and toppled into the water with the hungry otters. Oh no! These were no ordinary otters. They quickly pounced on their prey. Poor 506 never stood a chance. Those little otter claws scratched and scratched at his young genetalia until it was a bloody stump.

To this day 506 has harbored ill feelings toward peaches and those bastard otters. Your wife is such an angel for having to put up with your anger issues and lack of sex life. What a sin.

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ObiWan506 
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Date Posted: 7/2 7:24pm Subject: RE: David Letterman
I never did retrieve that peach either.

 

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Grimby the Hutt 
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Date Posted: 7/2 7:43pm Subject: RE: David Letterman

 

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darthdrago 
Registered: Dec '03
14017_Mask of Doom
Date Posted: 7/2 7:46pm Subject: RE: David Letterman

 

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