Yarael Poof has just realized that he hasn’t been on a banner except in spirit in the past two years. He’s now starting to wonder if people don’t like the look of him. Why is there this hatred of Poof? It makes Yarael Poof very sad. So be it. He’ll just sit in banner limbo, all alone, without any friends. So alone. So very, very alone and sad. But Yarael Poof is not bitter at all that he’s been reduced to a brief 'Yarael Poof says' line on every banner. No, not bitter at all, not him.
Author Topic: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
Debo 
Registered: Sep '01
6031_Battle Droid
Date Posted: 7/2 7:37pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
I wonder if they'll accept hookers at the gas station now. I know a couple of illegal minors from Eastern Europe that I could sell.

 

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OBIX1 
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 7/2 7:40pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
lol

 

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rumsmuggler 
Registered: Aug '00
42319_Lando Playing Sabacc
Date Posted: 7/2 7:53pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
I'm surprised that no one has used this one yet


Put a tiger in her tank.

 

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_Sublime_Skywalker_ 
Registered: May '04
6209_Max Rebo
Date Posted: 7/2 7:56pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
Why would a hooker need their own car? They walk the streets and spend a good portion of time in someone elses car.

If she needs a ride, she should just call her pimp.

 

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rumsmuggler 
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 7/2 7:57pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment - Date Edited: 7/2 7:58pm (1 edits total) Edited By: rumsmuggler
Not all hookers have pimps/madams. Some hookers are freelance.

 

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GrandAdmiralStrife 
Title: FanForce CR
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Registered: Jun '01
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Date Posted: 7/2 7:58pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
well, considering the price of gas, its no surprise. How much do you think a trip round the world is supposed to cost? grin

 

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Maulfly 
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Registered: Oct '01
44265_Fan Art - Female Chiss
Date Posted: 7/2 8:04pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
GrandAdmiralStrife posted:
well, considering the price of gas, its no surprise. How much do you think a trip round the world is supposed to cost? grin


*resists urge to smack hubby and simply asks...*

Would that be a trip with one or two snaps? tongue

 

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GrandAdmiralStrife 
Title: FanForce CR
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Date Posted: 7/2 8:07pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
I believe its $15 for the first snap, and $25 for each extra carry-on snap wink

 

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Maulfly 
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Date Posted: 7/2 8:10pm Subject: RE: hookers now accept gasoline as payment
And if I want to come back again? tongue

 

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