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TwiLekJedi
Title: Classic Trilogy & YJCC Manager
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Jun '01
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Date Posted:
7/3 4:18am
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RE: I just gave myself an injury
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moosemousse posted:
I stabbed myself in the eye with my thumb once. I was 6 or 7 and I went to suck my thumb, only at the last moment I was distracted and moved my head. Before I knew it my eye was where my mouth was and I'd just scratched my eyeball with my thumb nail. It really hurt. 
which reminds me... when I was a kid I was out with some other kids, running around and such and we ran through some bushes. Someone pushed away a branch, I didn't see it, it snapped back and right into my left eye. Luckily not a whole lot of damage but I had to wear an eyepatch for a week or so.
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TheSenate
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Date Posted:
7/3 4:22am
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I got stung by a bee in the eye-socket, but it missed the actual eyeball by millimeters.
Wow... I've been injured a lot.
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Darth_wanderguard
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7/3 4:58am
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I was riding a cart at Home Depot awhile back, and when I went to jump off, the cart moved on me and I slipped and sprained my ankle.
And then there's the time I shocked myself with the router cable. Or the time I almost set myself on fire with the sparkler bomb. Or the time I fried my brain with the microwave. Or the time I tried to deepthroat that soda can.
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TheSenate
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7/3 4:59am
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I would like to see someone deepthroat a soda can.
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AaylaSecurOWNED
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7/3 5:07am
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lexu posted:
Of course I tried hopping, Kevin. And I bumped my elbow against the wall, and now my elbow has a protruberance.
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AcklayComeHome
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7/3 5:20am
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I kicked a brick!
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7/3 6:34am
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TheSenate posted:
I would like to see someone deepthroat a soda can.
That is the strangest post I've ever seen, and I'm a loyal Andalite-Bandit reader.
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rumsmuggler
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7/3 6:37am
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Darth_wanderguard posted:
Or the time I tried to deepthroat that soda can.
Why ?
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darth_gersh
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7/3 6:39am
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Kisses JediANGELA's hand. Anything else that needs kissing?
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Crash_Davis
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7/3 7:01am
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darth_gersh posted:
Kisses JediANGELA's hand. Anything else that needs kissing?
[Lando]You truly belong with us among the clouds [/Lando]
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JediANGELA
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7/3 7:05am
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*is touched by the "gentlemen" in this thread*
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Darth_wanderguard
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rumsmuggler posted:
Darth_wanderguard posted:
Or the time I tried to deepthroat that soda can.
Why ?
Ask Guy. He could probably tell you
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rumsmuggler
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Date Posted:
7/3 7:35am
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ok. maybe i will
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MarcusP2
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7/3 8:24am
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I once ran at full speed directly into a brick wall. I've also clotheslined myself on a tree, broken my arm on a flying fox and knocked out my teeth.
I am also continually tearing skin off my fingers at work.
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Lord_Vivec
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7/3 8:32am
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I once walked into a pole. I believe I made a thread about it.
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