Yarael Poof has just realized that he hasn’t been on a banner except in spirit in the past two years. He’s now starting to wonder if people don’t like the look of him. Why is there this hatred of Poof? It makes Yarael Poof very sad. So be it. He’ll just sit in banner limbo, all alone, without any friends. So alone. So very, very alone and sad. But Yarael Poof is not bitter at all that he’s been reduced to a brief 'Yarael Poof says' line on every banner. No, not bitter at all, not him.
Author Topic: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
darth_gersh 
Registered: Feb '05
7397_Wampa
Date Posted: 7/3 6:38am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
Smash up your guitar and stick it in there and run it on high for 40 min. Then report back your findings.

 

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rumsmuggler 
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 7/3 6:39am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
laugh

 

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Crash_Davis 
Registered: Mar '06
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Date Posted: 7/3 6:40am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
talk_hand Pfft. Put it in a BlendTec blender and record the results. Amateur.

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Eeth-my-Koth 
Registered: May '01
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Date Posted: 7/3 6:42am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
PulsarSkate posted:
YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIEEEEEE


 

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Sebulba-X 
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Registered: Mar '00
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Date Posted: 7/3 6:50am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
laugh

 

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Darth_wanderguard 
Registered: Apr '05
8199_Han Solo
Date Posted: 7/3 7:57am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
darth_gersh posted:
Smash up your guitar and stick it in there and run it on high for 40 min. Then report back your findings.

NO!

 

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Jag4Me 
Title: Bet Your Knowledge and Man Bites Dog Hostess
Registered: Jan '08
17766_Fel & Wynessa
Date Posted: 7/3 8:09am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
If you want to try something different and fun, put some of those Peeps marshmallow chicks in there.
They will dance when you turn it on. mischief

 

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TheGuardianofArlon 
Registered: Feb '07
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Date Posted: 7/3 8:17am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
its kinda dangerous to do that. don't do that again.

 

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JoinTheSchwarz 
Registered: Nov '02
5995_Sebulba
Date Posted: 7/3 8:18am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
its kinda dangerous to do that. don't do that again.
Arlon, you should start vlogging various PSAs. Think of the service you would be doing to your community.

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED 
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 7/3 8:24am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.


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Darth_wanderguard 
Registered: Apr '05
8199_Han Solo
Date Posted: 7/3 8:26am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
its kinda dangerous to do that. don't do that again.

Oh lordy me oh my, are you sure? Because you know, I sure did do it intentionally, that.

 

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ophelia 
Registered: Jun '02
24100_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 7/3 9:52am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
Once I put a ceramic teapot with a wicker handle in the microwave, and it burst into flame.

It turned out that the wicker handle contained a metal wire, which charred the whole thing from the inside out, and set off the smoke alarm, so that I had to beat the alarm with the handle of a broom to knock the battery out.

And that was the same day my sister discovered we did not have enough oranges for orange juice, so she basically scraped out the entire inside of an orange and dumped it into a glass.

And also that was Mother's Day. And my mom was freaked out by the "lumpy" orange juice and instinctively spat it out, and was not happy about me setting the teapot on fire.

So she never let us cook Mother's Day breakfast again.






the end.

 

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DarthNotsonice 
Registered: Apr '05
6476_Darth Bane
Date Posted: 7/3 10:16am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
rumsmuggler posted:
I want to make a microwave emitter weapon like in Batman Begins.


Easy-peasy. All you need is a Cyclotron and some waveguides
and Zip-bang-pow! molecular oscillation death-ray/paint stripper. idea

 

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rumsmuggler 
Registered: Aug '00
42319_Lando Playing Sabacc
Date Posted: 7/3 10:37am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
DarthNotsonice posted:
rumsmuggler posted:
I want to make a microwave emitter weapon like in Batman Begins.


Easy-peasy. All you need is a Cyclotron and some waveguides
and Zip-bang-pow! molecular oscillation death-ray/paint stripper. idea


Nice. All i have to do is hit up one of my smuggler friends that can get ahold of those for me and i'll be good to go. dancing

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
41676_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 7/3 10:39am Subject: RE: So... I just put a metal bowl in the microwave by mistake.
rumsmuggler posted:


Nice. All i have to do is hit up one of my smuggler friends that can get ahold of those for me and i'll be good to go. dancing

techsmuggler?

 

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