Author Topic: Nutella
Jabba-wocky 
Registered: May '03
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Date Posted: 7/3 6:21pm Subject: RE: Nutella
xblackout posted:
My coworker and I used to make Nutella and marshmallow fluff sandwiches when our shop still carried sandwiches. And we baked some Nutella cupcakes. Mmmmmmm. Oh, and we made Nutella ice cream for my birthday. We're not obsessed...really...


What would you do if a man put Nutella on their neckbeard?

 

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xblackout 
Registered: Jun '08
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Date Posted: 7/3 7:07pm Subject: RE: Nutella
Jabba-wocky posted:
xblackout posted:
My coworker and I used to make Nutella and marshmallow fluff sandwiches when our shop still carried sandwiches. And we baked some Nutella cupcakes. Mmmmmmm. Oh, and we made Nutella ice cream for my birthday. We're not obsessed...really...


What would you do if a man put Nutella on their neckbeard?


I'd experience a lot of cognitive dissonance. I love Nutella, so I should want to eat it up. But I would not be doing so because of said neckbeard. So my actions would suggest I do not like Nutella. Oh noes.

 

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evil_sockpuppet 
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 7/3 7:11pm Subject: RE: Nutella
Whitey posted:
Jabba Wocky I am no longer a Log Cabin Neo-Pilgrim since you have decided to wage war against Nutella.

Nutella is best on crepes.

Agreed.

Jabba-wocky, you are free to wage whatever war you wish. Just know that it hurts me.

GrandAdmiralJello posted:

Peanut butter and jelly. It was invented by Hitler.

Jello, I just don't know what to do with you.

 

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jedikitty19 
Registered: Feb '06
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Date Posted: 7/3 8:35pm Subject: RE: Nutella
mmmmm i love nutella. i could eat it in one sitting

 

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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
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Date Posted: 7/3 8:36pm Subject: RE: Nutella
Are there any special and sexy ways to eat nutella, kitty?

 

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North_elbian_Jedi 
Registered: Jun '08
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Date Posted: 7/4 6:57am Subject: RE: Nutella
I like it too, I prefer the almond version of it though, or the white and dark stripes version.

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 7/4 8:52am Subject: RE: Nutella
evil_sockpuppet posted:
Jabba-wocky, this hurts me. sad

No what, JR?


Nutella.
Just...no.


-JR happy

 

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evil_sockpuppet 
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 7/4 9:03am Subject: RE: Nutella
shock

JR, I am shocked. SHOCKED. plain

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 7/5 6:41am Subject: RE: Nutella - Date Edited: 7/5 6:41am (1 edits total) Edited By: OBIWAN-JR
Dear Keira,

Chocolate = Beautiful gorgeousity
Bread = Beautiful gorgeousity (even if it is food of the Devil!!)

Chocolate + Bread = Inherrent evil and badness

You may now continue on your path to shocksville.
That is all.

Lots of Love,

Jay. happy

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED 
Registered: May '05
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Date Posted: 7/5 6:54am Subject: RE: Nutella
VadersLaMent posted:
Sith-Lord-Gunray posted:
You know what else is spreadable chocolate...?


Female African-American porn stars?
What about black female porn stars in other countries?

 

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PulsarSkate 
Title: Ex-Mod
Registered: Nov '03
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Date Posted: 7/5 6:58am Subject: RE: Nutella
OBIWAN-JR posted:
Dear Keira,

Chocolate = Beautiful gorgeousity
Bread = Beautiful gorgeousity (even if it is food of the Devil!!)

Chocolate + Bread = Inherrent evil and badness

You may now continue on your path to shocksville.
That is all.

Lots of Love,

Jay. happy



So basically, you're opposed to the evil, yet delicious, combination of bread + chocolate, not nutella itself?


We...cannot tempt you to have just one taste? batting

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 7/5 7:05am Subject: RE: Nutella
PulsarSkate posted:
So basically, you're opposed to the evil, yet delicious, combination of bread + chocolate, not nutella itself?


Nope. I am opposed to both.
And it is evil. Period.
NOT delicious.

Nutella is an epic fail on the chocolate front.
Chocolate(even the good stuff!!) and bread is an epic fail of stratospherically evil proportions, due to it tasting like gob-****e.

PulsarSkate posted:
We...cannot tempt you to have just one taste? batting


It would have to be one hell of an offer in order to tempt me....


-JR happy

 

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evil_sockpuppet 
Registered: Apr '04
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Date Posted: 7/5 10:03am Subject: RE: Nutella - Date Edited: 7/5 10:04am (1 edits total) Edited By: evil_sockpuppet
Interesting. I didn't realize that bread was the food of the Devil.

edit: Also, I would argue that some things can be both evil and delicious... mischief

 

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ShrunkenJedi 
Registered: Apr '03
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Date Posted: 7/5 10:22am Subject: RE: Nutella
evil_sockpuppet posted:
Interesting. I didn't realize that bread was the food of the Devil.


I think he must've picked up the wrong package mix when he went to bake. You don't bake bread with Devil's Food cake mix, silly! not_talking

 

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OBIWAN-JR 
Registered: Oct '02
6130_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 7/5 11:24am Subject: RE: Nutella
Bread is 'food of the devil', not for any religious reason, but simply because it is one of the most fantastic of foods (especially when fresh, warm and dipped in virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar!) that the world has to offer, and yet it will pile the pounds on you when eaten in excess because of it's EVIL carbohydratey manner!

Also, I agree with your edited statement, Keira.
However, Nutella does not count.


-JR happy

 

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