Yarael Poof has just realized that he hasn’t been on a banner except in spirit in the past two years. He’s now starting to wonder if people don’t like the look of him. Why is there this hatred of Poof? It makes Yarael Poof very sad. So be it. He’ll just sit in banner limbo, all alone, without any friends. So alone. So very, very alone and sad. But Yarael Poof is not bitter at all that he’s been reduced to a brief 'Yarael Poof says' line on every banner. No, not bitter at all, not him.
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Everton 
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Date Posted: 7/4 10:20am Subject: [lol] That's a Moon.
Police say UFO was just the Moon.

Police called out to a 999 call about an unexplained object in the night sky solved the mystery straight away for their operator - "it's the Moon, over."

But the emergency call meant the officers were sent out to a house in the valleys area of south Wales.

They were told a "bright stationary object" was spotted above the unnamed caller's home.

A recording of the call has been released as part of a police campaign asking people to use 999 appropriately.

The Control Room conversation, which took place in May, was recorded - and below is a transcript:

Control Room: "South Wales Police, what's your emergency?"

Caller: "It's not really. I just need to inform you that across the mountain there's a bright stationary object."

Control room: "Right."

Caller: "If you've got a couple of minutes perhaps you could find out what it is? It's been there at least half an hour and it's still there."

Control: "It's been there for half an hour. Right. Is it actually on the mountain or in the sky?"

Caller: "It's in the air."

Control: "I will send someone up there now to check it out."

Caller: "OK."

The mystery was soon solved, as the exchange between control and an officer at the scene, makes clear.

Control: "Alpha Zulu 20, this object in the sky, did anyone have a look at it?"

Officer: "Yes, it's the moon. Over."

Control room staff have also had to with a stream of unsuitable calls made on the 999 number during an "extremely busy period", said a spokesman.

Another caller rang asking for help when they wanted to vote for Rhydian on the TV programme X-Factor.

'Real emergencies'

Another wanted a pound for their supermarket trolley.

Following the calls, South Wales Police has changed the way it answers the phone.

Instead of saying "South Wales Police, how can I help?", control room staff now say "South Wales Police what is your emergency?"

Since the change, they have reported a 10% drop in 999 calls.

Superintendent Kevin O'Neill said: "There is no doubt in my mind that the public have taken on board the message we sent about making inappropriate 999 calls and thought twice about dialling the number in a non-emergency situation for which we are extremely grateful.

"Thanks to the public we have been able to answer calls, concerning real emergencies, quicker," said Supt O'Neill.

Between January and June 2008, the force answered 86.4% of calls within 10 seconds compared to 76.2% in the same period last year - an improvement of just over 10%.

The change in the greeting is being monitored by Cardiff University researchers Professor Martin Innes of the Universities Police Science Institute and Dr Frances Rock of the Centre for Language and Communication.
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rumsmuggler 
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Date Posted: 7/4 10:21am Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
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Darth_Omega 
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Date Posted: 7/4 10:22am Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon. - Date Edited: 7/4 10:23am (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Omega
That's no UFO, it's a moon.

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
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Date Posted: 7/4 10:22am Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
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Date Posted: 7/4 10:31am Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
laugh I just love people.

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED 
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Date Posted: 7/4 10:33am Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
Do you guys not have a 311 equivalent?

 

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GrandAdmiralStrife 
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Date Posted: 7/4 11:43am Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42xykzW27Q4

 

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Date Posted: 7/4 12:10pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.

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DarthSapient 
Registered: Jun '01
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Date Posted: 7/4 12:41pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
Are they sure it wasn't a space station? Sometimes, only a few times a year or so, the moon can look like that.

 

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SithSense 
Registered: Sep '02
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Date Posted: 7/4 1:02pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon. - Date Edited: 7/4 1:03pm (1 edits total) Edited By: SithSense
Are they sure it wasn't a space station?


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ZebulaNebula 
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Date Posted: 7/4 1:05pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
That's no moon, I'll show you a moon!

 

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ObiWan506 
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Date Posted: 7/4 1:20pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
Is it Uranus' moon?

(That's the second time I've used the Uranus joke this week. What's the limit again?)

 

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Everton 
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Date Posted: 7/4 1:21pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
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Date Posted: 7/4 1:23pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
So should I edit that? It's a shame to waste a joke that - I think - is rather humorous.

 

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Date Posted: 7/4 1:24pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
You'll just have to hope an Admin doesn't see it. Then you'll be in trouble.

 

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Date Posted: 7/4 1:26pm Subject: RE: [lol] That's a Moon.
You want hte moon, Mary? I'll give you the moon!

Slimy!

 

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