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ITT I steal your identity
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Natasi
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May '08
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Date Posted:
7/4 9:23pm
Subject:
ITT I steal your identity
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7/4 9:52pm (1 edits total)
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Natasi
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I've lost my driver's license 3 times in the past year and a half. Just got it mailed to me from the bank.
I now reason the amount of people who are posing as me to be somewhere between 3 and 329.
In order to enact my revenge, I now intend to steal someone else's identity.
SSN, PINs, etc. would be appreciated.
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Mr_Burns
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Jan '01
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Date Posted:
7/4 9:46pm
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RE: Stolen Identities
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7.
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quigon70
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Date Posted:
7/4 9:53pm
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take this guys:
:tape
duct tape rules!
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Natasi
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May '08
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Date Posted:
7/4 9:58pm
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RE: ITT I steal your identity
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*steals Mr. Burns' identity*
Hi, I'm Mr. Burns. Here's my top secret personal number: 7. I'd like to buy that $2,000,000 house on my credit card. Kthanks.
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Jedi_Reject_Jesse
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Date Posted:
7/4 10:34pm
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there is full of computer in the street
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Oh, I wander down the neon streets with no one else to blame.
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Jedi Greg Maddux
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Aug '99
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7/4 10:37pm
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Lost as in misplaced, or lost as in you had it taken away?
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Natasi
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May '08
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7/4 10:41pm
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RE: ITT I steal your identity
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I lost my license for the first time in the JFK airport, had it mailed to me by a custodian.
Second time I apparently lost it in Wal-Mart, since that's where it was mailed from, even though I rarely shop there and had no reason to pull out my license for anything.
This time I got it mailed to me from my bank, which is understandable.
Each time I lost it I got a new copy made, which I should have destroyed, but instead I have a neat little stack of licenses on my desk.
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Im_just_guessing
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7/4 11:13pm
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quigon70 posted:
take this guys:
:tape
duct tape rules!
But...thats MY social security number...
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Darth_Guy
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Aug '02
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7/4 11:16pm
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I don't think you want a male identity, unless you want to pretend you had a recent sex change.
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Mr_Burns
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Date Posted:
7/4 11:20pm
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RE: ITT I steal your identity
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7/4 11:27pm (1 edits total)
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Natasi posted:
*steals Mr. Burns' identity*
Hi, I'm Mr. Burns. Here's my top secret personal number: 7. I'd like to buy that $2,000,000 house on my credit card. Kthanks.
Ha! Joke's on you! It's actually 2840!
Uh, I mean...
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Natasi
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7/4 11:21pm
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I'll lower my voice and tuck my hair into a fitted cap, no one will know the difference.
I really hope nobody's stolen my identity. gahh
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lexu
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May '02
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7/4 11:25pm
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RE: ITT I steal your identity
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Maybe you should keep it in a plastic sleeve attached to your wallet so you don't have to take it out.
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just when you found it, it's gone
just when you feel it, you don't
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EmpireForever
Title: Funtimes Manager,
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Mar '04
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Date Posted:
7/4 11:57pm
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Tattoo it to yourself. You'll never lose it that way.
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I want to go to there.
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TwiLekJedi
Title: Classic Trilogy & YJCC Manager
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Jun '01
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Date Posted:
7/5 3:40am
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How come SSNs are so important? I never understood that. And I really don't know what number over here is so zomg-important. Really, most of the time we get warned about security at ATMs and online-banking.
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Jabba-wocky
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May '03
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Date Posted:
7/5 11:39am
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TwiLekJedi posted:
How come SSNs are so important? I never understood that. And I really don't know what number over here is so zomg-important. Really, most of the time we get warned about security at ATMs and online-banking.
It's pretty much the ultimate proof of your identity. With a DOB (date of birth) and social security, people will be willing to give you pretty much anything else you ask for, including government issued photo-IDs, lines of credit, access to private medical and financial information, etc. Thus, it allows you to "take over" another person's life, theoretically.
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TwiLekJedi
Title: Classic Trilogy & YJCC Manager
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Date Posted:
7/5 11:52am
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An ultimate proof that allows you to theoretically take over one's life just by having it? That's hardly proof for your identity. It's proof for an identity. Who thought that up??
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