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My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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Im_just_guessing
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Oct '02
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Date Posted:
7/5 1:41am
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My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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I can think of no plausible explanation. Entropy?
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Rouge Null
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7/5 1:43am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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It's blood.
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Anakin_Sockwalker
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7/5 1:44am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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The new bottle is obviously photoshopped.
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Rogue_Ten
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Aug '02
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Date Posted:
7/5 1:45am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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Maybe Teresa Heinz-Kerry is trying to kill you? I don't know, I'm just guessing.
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Jedi_Reject_Jesse
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Aug '04
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Date Posted:
7/5 1:52am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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It wants you to make a thread about it.
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AcklayComeHome
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Apr '02
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7/5 10:49am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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Racist!
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JEDIGUNSHIP
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7/5 10:55am
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Different labeling?
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Jag4Me
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Jan '08
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Date Posted:
7/5 10:58am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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Did you check the expiration date? 
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OBIWAN-JR
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Oct '02
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7/5 11:10am
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You bought the organic stuff by mistake.
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Raja_Io
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Aug '05
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7/5 11:13am
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Is it the bottle or the ketchup that's darker?
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Onoto
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7/5 11:32am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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The tomatoes used to make that bottle of ketchup were darker than usual.
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Im_just_guessing
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Oct '02
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7/5 11:58am
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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Raja_Io posted:
Is it the bottle or the ketchup that's darker?
The ketchup, of course.
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JEDIGUNSHIP
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7/5 12:55pm
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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Is it an imposter product?
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Darth_Guy
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7/5 12:56pm
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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Onoto posted:
The tomatoes used to make that bottle of ketchup were darker than usual.
Salmonella!!!!
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Healer_Leona
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Jul '00
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7/5 12:57pm
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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It was probably mixed with the last of the purple ketchup. No doubt if it's bad you'll know right away.
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DarthSolar
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Jun '08
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7/5 12:57pm
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RE: My new bottle of Heinz tomato ketchup is DARKER than the bottle I just finished
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I think you picked up the Vampire Edition.
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