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Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
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Sith-Lord-Gunray
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Aug '03
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Date Posted:
7/5 12:17pm
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Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
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I woke up this morning with one of those dreams where you think you're awake but you're really asleep. As I opened my eyes there was a giant hamster with beady eyes eating my eyeball.
It was a really unsettling experience. I'm kind of worried about what this might foreshadow 
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Lord_Vivec
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7/5 12:18pm
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Do you have tasty eyeballs?
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Im_just_guessing
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7/5 12:26pm
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You should probably steer clear of the hallucinogens for awhile.
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DarthNotsonice
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7/5 12:28pm
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Im_just_guessing posted:
You should probably steer clear of the hallucinogens for awhile.
That or call upon Saint Brick of the Lamplove. 
He'll ward off extradimensional hampsters with his trusty trident. 
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Jedi_Reject_Jesse
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Aug '04
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Date Posted:
7/5 12:38pm
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Maybe the hamster is just gonna store your eyeballs in those cheek pouches to take back to its den so it can sexually gratify itself with them.
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Sith-Lord-Gunray
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7/5 12:49pm
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That was a little more than I wanted to know about the hampster.
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DarthPoojaNaberrie
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7/5 12:54pm
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stop putting the p in hamster
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DarthNotsonice
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7/5 1:08pm
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DarthPoojaNaberrie posted:
stop putting the p in hamster
Perhaps they are not true hamsters but some odd admixture of hamster
and dumpster. That would explain their ability to appear in the dreamscape
whilst eluding detection with less subtle means. 
You have a superspatial infestation of possibly malevolent
creatures out of phase with normal matter. I suggest you
call Doctor Spengler posthaste.
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MASTERPRENN
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Dec '05
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Date Posted:
7/5 1:29pm
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How did you know it was a hamster?
How did you see it, if it was eating the things you see through?
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rsterling78
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Date Posted:
7/5 1:33pm
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Sith-Lord-Gunray posted:
As I opened my eyes there was a giant hamster with beady eyes eating my eyeball. It was a really unsettling experience.
A giant hampster eating your eyeball is just unsettling?!
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Sith-Lord-Gunray
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7/5 1:38pm
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MASTERPRENN posted:
How did you know it was a hamster?
How did you see it, if it was eating the things you see through?
Well I saw some gray stringy stretchy stuff being pulled out of my left eye as he sat there munching.
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Darth_wanderguard
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7/5 2:07pm
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DarthNotsonice posted:
Im_just_guessing posted:
You should probably steer clear of the hallucinogens for awhile.
That or call upon Saint Brick of the Lamplove.
He'll ward off extradimensional hampsters with his trusty trident.
Or at least it will freshen the hamster's breath after he's done.
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MrZAP
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7/5 3:05pm
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Remember, I taught the bot that all humans are hampsters. Therefore, a human was eating your eyeball.
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Sith-Lord-Gunray
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7/5 3:06pm
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MrZAP posted:
Remember, I taught the bot that all humans are hampsters. Therefore, a human was eating your eyeball.
That's funny, because I taught it something like, hampsters would bring about the apocalypse.
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TheGuardianofArlon
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Feb '07
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Date Posted:
7/5 3:07pm
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...what? 
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Sith-Lord-Gunray
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7/5 3:43pm
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TheGuardianofArlon posted:
...what?
WHAT IS THE MATTER ARLINGTON???
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