Author Topic: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
DarthSapient 
Registered: Jun '01
24218_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 7/5 4:15pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
Sith-Lord-Gunray posted:
I woke up this morning with...a giant hamster with beady eyes eating my eyeball.


It was a really unsettling experience....


An unsettling experience. An unsettling experience. That's it? I think if I woke up to see that, no pun intended, I'd be more than unsettled.

 

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DarthNotsonice 
Registered: Apr '05
6476_Darth Bane
Date Posted: 7/5 4:51pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
DarthSapient posted:
Sith-Lord-Gunray posted:
I woke up this morning with...a giant hamster with beady eyes eating my eyeball.


It was a really unsettling experience....


An unsettling experience. An unsettling experience. That's it? I think if I woke up to see that, no pun intended, I'd be more than unsettled.


Yeah that's a pretty ****ty way to start the day.

 

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Sith-Lord-Gunray 
Registered: Aug '03
39877_General Grievous
Date Posted: 7/5 4:54pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
DarthSapient posted:
Sith-Lord-Gunray posted:
I woke up this morning with...a giant hamster with beady eyes eating my eyeball.


It was a really unsettling experience....


An unsettling experience. An unsettling experience. That's it? I think if I woke up to see that, no pun intended, I'd be more than unsettled.



That is just a normal day in my life.

 

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Master_Jacen 
Registered: Jun '03
42054_American Gothic Jedi
Date Posted: 7/5 5:21pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
whats with your ham(p)ster fetish?

 

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Sith-Lord-Gunray 
Registered: Aug '03
39877_General Grievous
Date Posted: 7/5 5:38pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
Master_Jacen posted:
whats with your ham(p)ster fetish?


I hate hampsters.

 

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Quixotic-Sith 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jun '01
6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 7/5 7:32pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
Hampster =/= Hamster + Dumpster

Hampster =/= Hamster + Hamper

They're for dirty clothes.

 

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timmoishere 
Registered: Jun '07
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Date Posted: 7/5 7:34pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.

 

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VadersLaMent 
Registered: Apr '02
23042_Vader Jumping
Date Posted: 7/5 7:35pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
It thought your orbs were actual chocolate.

 

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Jaina_and_Jag 
Registered: Apr '03
23040_R2-D2 Blueprint
Date Posted: 7/5 7:44pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
I think you should probably avoid petshops at all costs.

 

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DarthNotsonice 
Registered: Apr '05
6476_Darth Bane
Date Posted: 7/5 9:27pm Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
VadersLaMent posted:
It thought your orbs were actual chocolate.


Wait, I thought we were talking about eyes,here. shock confused

 

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VadersLaMent 
Registered: Apr '02
23042_Vader Jumping
Date Posted: 7/6 4:25am Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
We are. It's a making fun of fanfic thing.

 

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MarcusP2 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jul '04
6822_Manny Calavera
Date Posted: 7/6 4:36am Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
MrZAP posted:
Remember, I taught the bot that all humans are hampsters. Therefore, a human was eating your eyeball.

An unsupported thesis. Simply because all humans are hampsters, it does not follow that all hampsters are human.

 

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MASTERPRENN 
Title: JCC Man., who jus noticed his own title. You jerk
Registered: Dec '05
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 7/6 7:15am Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
Hey there, captain logic. Your reason is no good here!

 

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VadersLaMent 
Registered: Apr '02
23042_Vader Jumping
Date Posted: 7/6 8:38am Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.
Yeah, we're not taking IQ tests here. talk_hand

 

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MarcusP2 
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Registered: Jul '04
6822_Manny Calavera
Date Posted: 7/6 9:49am Subject: RE: Hampsters are eating my eyeballs.

Time shall vindicate me.

 

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