Yarael Poof has just realized that he hasn’t been on a banner except in spirit in the past two years. He’s now starting to wonder if people don’t like the look of him. Why is there this hatred of Poof? It makes Yarael Poof very sad. So be it. He’ll just sit in banner limbo, all alone, without any friends. So alone. So very, very alone and sad. But Yarael Poof is not bitter at all that he’s been reduced to a brief 'Yarael Poof says' line on every banner. No, not bitter at all, not him.
Author Topic: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 7/5 9:37pm Subject: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
The JC has done nothing but destroy my life, so instead of thanking people, I will be blaming the ones who keep me on here. I will also only use real names, but only because I know you all so well and we're all BFF.

Hags:

Emily: OMG FAKE LIBRARIANS HAWT?
Jessie: U can haz fat kitteh (with free puppy and pee stain included):

Kristie: Poopy.
Last but not least, Marly: You're never on here, but still: <3 <3 <3

Straight guys I'd spoon:

Evan/Orlando Bloom: I'M NOT SOME PIECE OF MEAT YOU CAN JUST **** AND THROW IN THE TRASH!!!!

Mike: Stop seducing me. And come back to WI, *****.
Paul: I agree with 0% of your views, and I'm offended by stance on homosexuality. My phone number is 608-ARGH WHAT AM I DOING?!!!
Jay-Jay: A little angry shock liarliar before the wedding?

Gay friends I HAVE NO ATTRACTION TO WHATSOEVER (hear that, Poopy?). Really, I swear:

Cameron: You are an odd fellow.
Tim: WHAT THE **** DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT ON IM?!!!!!! shock I mean, you have much Gaylic Wisdom and never let me put myself down and stuff. happy
The other people at the Gay Bar are cool too.

Other people who I don't interact with as often (or at all) but I think are cool anyway:
Dani (YOU CANNOT BE MY SISTERS FRIIIIIIEEEEND), Carmen, Juli, Kiera, whatever Ophelia's real name is (I can haz hedgehog?), Jen, the Rachels, Tiffany, Lisa, Frieda, Gregory Peck/The Horrible Dog/Courtney Love/Whitey/Andrew, Brian, Senny, Andy Bandy,... er.... everyone on my WUL or my Facebook I think are cool/I have no problems with as well! Actually, make that 95% of those on my Facebook or WUL. If I forgot you, I'm sure you don't care.

Andalite-Bandit, sing me a song!

 

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Bacon164 
Registered: Mar '05
6377_Jocasta Nu
Date Posted: 7/5 9:39pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
who the **** are these people, what

 

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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 7/5 9:40pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Bacon you are mentioned!

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
41676_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 7/5 9:41pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Thanks for the namedrop, Whitey!

 

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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 7/5 9:42pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
You're welcome!

 

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s65horsey 
Title: EUC Manager
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Registered: Jun '06
46075_Cade Skywalker
Date Posted: 7/5 9:43pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Hooray to the Wisconsinite!!!

 

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Andalite-Bandit 
Registered: Apr '05
41071_Andalite Jedi
Date Posted: 7/5 9:45pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Whitey posted:


Andalite-Bandit, sing me a song!



Whitey, Whitey, Whitey!
Do you mean the dreaded Fright Bee!?
What! No! That isn't who I speak of!
Do you refer to the Horror Dove!?
What! No! Have your lost your mind!?
Yes! I have! Where can I find!?
I don't know, I don't know!
May you drown in a pile of snow!

La la la
La la la

Once there was a person posted ten thousand times,
his name was Whitey and he was afraid of mimes,
yeah yeah yeah, ten thousand posts on the old JC,
from the internet he refused to run and flee.

Once there was a person named Whitey who stole a goat,
he jumped right over the farmers moat!
They put out a warrant capture dead or alive
and that old Whitey hid in a bee hive,
and still he posted on that message board
til that tree was stepped on by a power ranger zord
and he died
and he died
and he died, died died!

La la la
la la la.

He died! But first he made ten thousand postings
and at his funeral were many somber toastings.
And a sea monster ate the casket for brunch!
A waste of money, oh no oh no oh noooo why did we spend so much money on that casket!

 

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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 7/5 9:47pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Andy Bandy, that was gorgeous. Let's get Timbaland on this.

 

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Onoto 
Title: Risk Host
Registered: Oct '04
46448_MLB 2008
Date Posted: 7/5 9:47pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Congratulations, Sworn Enemy. I have no doubt that I am in the illustrious 5%, and for that I am deeply honored.

 

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Andalite-Bandit 
Registered: Apr '05
41071_Andalite Jedi
Date Posted: 7/5 9:47pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Why do you always say that? I still don't know who or what that is.

 

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ophelia 
Registered: Jun '02
24100_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 7/5 9:47pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Woo-hoo, I would have had a name drop, if only Whitey knew what my name was!

(It's Melissa. It's in my bio.) tongue

 

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Strilo 
Title: PT Manager
Registered: Aug '01
22678_ARC170 Clonefighter
Date Posted: 7/5 9:48pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Don’t let them tell you who you are is not enough
Don’t let them tell you that it’s wrong or that you won’t find love
Don’t let them use my life to put your future down
Don’t let them tell you that happiness can’t be found...

 

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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 7/5 9:49pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone - Date Edited: 7/5 9:50pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Whitey
I will use that for future reference, Melissa! tongue

Andy Bandy: Timbaland is a prolific producer of hip-hop music. He has had many hits.

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!! Hello.

 

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Andalite-Bandit 
Registered: Apr '05
41071_Andalite Jedi
Date Posted: 7/5 9:50pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone - Date Edited: 7/5 9:51pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Andalite-Bandit
My songs are not meant to be sung in the hip hopping style, although I guess they could be due to their rhyme content.

If they are recorded in this manner, it has to be in the Flight of the Conchords style. With their song that goes like "Ain't no partay like my nana's tea partay, heyyyy hooooo." That one.

 

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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
46306_Holiday Special: Ackmena
Date Posted: 7/5 9:52pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Aerosol-Birdbath, I will see what he can do. I predict a Top 40 hit, if I do say so.

 

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Darth_Guy 
Registered: Aug '02
17265_Lumpy
Date Posted: 7/5 9:54pm Subject: RE: Whitey: 10k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 1111oneoneone
Congrats on your 10K.


*throws Whitey in trash*

 

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