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harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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harpuah
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Mar '05
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Date Posted:
7/6 10:51pm
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harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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7/6 11:41pm (4 edits total)
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So this place is lacking in cheese... with Connemara's departure to the Outer Rim, we are left all dried up and shriveled with no dates... and dried up dorks are unhappy dorks. 
Soooo... we want to match you goons up with people who will make your lives... um... interesting, or something.
So we have devised a fool proof [secret] formula. All YOU have to do is answer a questionaire (and PM noods to Debo & Dani).
We have people... important people... working behind the scenes to ensure a snug fit... we may name them later (probably not).
Right then...
The Questionaire:
Name (user or real... whatever)
Hobbies: (be creative)?
What Simpson's character is you, and why?
Least favorite word, and why?
Favorite smell?
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)?
Sexual Orientation?
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on?
Do you snore?
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art?
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why?
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why?
How many people have seen you nude?
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death?
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why?
Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.
Soooo.... Pm your answers to Harpoo
Do not PM your answers to harpuah.
OR
Post your answers here... makes no difference. 
Okay, I think that's about it.
Your friends,
Roofas and Bert
Love can't blossom on a messageboard...lol. TM
Yvette Edit: Question added at author's request
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Im_just_guessing
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Date Posted:
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Whitey
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Jan '03
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Date Posted:
7/6 10:58pm
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RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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Taking part in this would obviously be a lost cause for me.
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FlareStorm
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Nov '00
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Date Posted:
7/6 10:59pm
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RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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Name (user or real... whatever) My name is none of those three choices 
Hobbies: (be creative)? Filling out surveys, clipping coupons, spitting
What Simpson's character is you, and why? I is too old to watch cartoons
Least favorite word, and why? why is my favorite word
Favorite smell? Poontang
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Cygnus
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? I sleep in a hammock
Do you snore? No, but I do hack and drool
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? music and movies are art, recursion FTL
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? IJG because he has a nice ass
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? Pee-Wee, great actor
How many people have seen you nude? I have 20.5 gb of porn
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? Burned, then there's no evidence of whatever got me killed
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein because Shakespeare is stupid
Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.
On the second day of Kidergarten I got in trouble and the teacher made me hug a tree for 5 minutes
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Sith-Lord-Gunray
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Aug '03
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:00pm
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RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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FlareStorm posted:
Name (user or real... whatever) My name is none of those three choices
Hobbies: (be creative)? Filling out surveys, clipping coupons, spitting
What Simpson's character is you, and why? I is too old to watch cartoons
Least favorite word, and why? why is my favorite word
Favorite smell? Poontang
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Cygnus
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? I sleep in a hammock
Do you snore? No, but I do hack and drool
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? music and movies are art, recursion FTL
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? IJG because he has a nice ass
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? Pee-Wee, great actor
How many people have seen you nude? I have 20.5 gb of porn
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? Burned, then there's no evidence of whatever got me killed
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein because Shakespeare is stupid
Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.
On the second day of Kidergarten I got in trouble and the teacher made me hug a tree for 5 minutes
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solojones
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Sep '00
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:02pm
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RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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Congratulations, solojones, you have been matched with...
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GrandAdmiralJello!
Luckily, you guys live in CA so your marriage would now be legal.
Thought I'd save the paperwork before you got to that decision 
-sj loves kevin spacey
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Jaina_and_Jag
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Apr '03
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:03pm
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Last time I got matched with this kid who was like 12. It was amusing.
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jp-30
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Dec '00
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:04pm
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RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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7/6 11:06pm (1 edits total)
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Name: JP
Hobbies: (be creative)? LEGO, Video Games, Raising Children, getting drunk.
What Simpson's character is you, and why? Moe. I think you know why.
Least favorite word, and why? wilderness_comedian. Dunno, just makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs with a pencil
when I hear or read it. And your eyeballs too, so stand back.
Favorite smell? Gewurztraminer
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Libra
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? Standing at foot of bed looking towards headboard, left. I must also walk on the left if holding hands.
Do you snore? Only when drunk.
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; I would give up all but music. (though that's art, as are some movies)
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? Which makes me throw up in my mouth more? IJG because he posts a new photo of himself smuggling budgies every week or two. Jasman's was a single photo posted like 7 years ago.
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? [Temperance Brennan]I don't know what that even means.[/Temperance Brennan]. Is it about the size of my penis?
How many people have seen you nude? More than 5, less than 50.
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? I would squirt on Dani.
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein. Better moustache.
Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.
Married, 3 kids. Mid to late 30s. Any chick who wants to be matchmade with me needs to be OK with a ménage à trois including my hot latin wife. Also, I have a fear of being pushed into puddles.
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FlareStorm
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Nov '00
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:05pm
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JP we are totally not compatible but I still consider you a friend.
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quigon70
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Feb '00
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:06pm
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Name Edward Cullen
Hobbies: the color green, indian dancing, and duct tape
What Simpson's character is you, and why? ralph, we agree on all teh issues
Least favorite word, and why? masking tape, it's evil
Favorite smell? duct tape
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? virgo, haha
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? the top
Do you snore? never
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? not music
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? i'd prefer porkin's, but i'll go with jasman her name sounds best
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? peewee
How many people have seen you nude? myself
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? i'd prefer spontaneous combustion, but we'll accept freezing to death
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein, he's relative
i am duct tape man
:tape
duct tape rules!
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:08pm
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solojones posted:
Congratulations, solojones, you have been matched with...
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GrandAdmiralJello!
Luckily, you guys live in CA so your marriage would now be legal.
Thought I'd save the paperwork before you got to that decision
-sj loves kevin spacey
lol solojones is a guy.
But yes, I like your way of thinking--now I don't have to fill anything out!
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jp-30
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:08pm
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FlareStorm posted:
JP we are totally not compatible but I still consider you a friend.
I'm friend-curious. Let's hook up.
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s65horsey
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:08pm
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Aren't we supposed to be PMing these?
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harpuah
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:12pm
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I gave the pm option, but posting them here is fine.
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PrincessKenobi
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Aug '00
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:14pm
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RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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7/7 12:07am (2 edits total)
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Name (user or real... whatever) Sonja
Hobbies: (be creative)? Being Fundamentally opposed by Amos
What Simpson's character is you, and why? Maggie because I don't talk.
Least favorite word, and why? criterion because it was word of the day
Favorite smell? Roses
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Aquarius
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? Toward the north. My body or head have to always be facing northward. I know I'm odd.
Do you snore? Sometimes.
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? Movies...because honestly I pay more late fees then I actual watch.
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? Jasman's, I think it came first.
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? Pee-Wee cause it's 80's yo.
How many people have seen you nude? 2
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? freeze to death it's less painful.
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Shakespeare, I'm an art geek.
Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.
Who you are? I'm awesome
What you're about? Being Awesome
What you stand for? Awesomeness
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Whitey
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Date Posted:
7/6 11:17pm
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RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
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7/6 11:21pm (1 edits total)
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Harpuah, I do not think the other posters know who Pee-Wee and Weiner are.
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