Author Topic: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
darth_gersh 
Registered: Feb '05
7397_Wampa
Date Posted: 7/7 11:10am Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!! - Date Edited: 7/7 11:11am (1 edits total) Edited By: darth_gersh
Name gersh_darth
Hobbies: pissing of SLG and eating food out of the garbage
What Simpson's character is you, and why? I is Hans because I am old.
Least favorite word, and why? Chicago, Because I grew to hate it.
Favorite smell? Greens
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? The one in late January
Sexual Orientation? Strait, ***** feels great on my ****
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? I am all over the bed baby.
Do you snore? Usually after drinking
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? Art except for Wylands art.
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? Speedo, I used to be a swimmer.
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? Pee-Wee was good in Cheech and Chongs movie
How many people have seen you nude? To many to count
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? Freeze
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein, he wrote stuff that I can understand.

I like milk and cookies, camping, hiking, and women with legs. (Although I can work around the legs part).

 

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Lord_Vivec 
Registered: Apr '06
41676_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 7/7 11:15am Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
Name Vivec Indoril
Hobbies: reading, playing video games, bowling, D&D, physics, computer programming, wasting time here.
What Simpson's character is you, and why? Flanders, you should be able to guess why
Least favorite word, and why? idiom, sounds too much like idiot
Favorite smell? oranges
Astrological sign Libra
Sexual Orientation? Heterosexual
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? left
Do you snore? Not really
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be;I can't make this decision
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? WTH?
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? WT*?
How many people have seen you nude? 2
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? Burned alive
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein, cause he's a physicist.

Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.

Once I had a sandwich but my physics teacher took it and gave it too my friend and I got mad and I punched him and he got mad and he punched me back and then I was in trouble but I was saved by my chem teacher who beat up my physics teacher and threw acid on him and I was happy.

 

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Gavin Newsom for CA Gov '10!
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Bacon164 
Registered: Mar '05
6377_Jocasta Nu
Date Posted: 7/7 11:21am Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
from this day forward I refuse to post past 12 AM.

 

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what the HELL man eh
you monster you monster man
what the **** man eh
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Darth_Guy 
Registered: Aug '02
17265_Lumpy
Date Posted: 7/7 11:35am Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
Name Evan/Even
Hobbies: (be creative)? Listening to music, reading, the internets
What Simpson's character is you, and why? Milhouse, because I'm a dork.
Least favorite word, and why? Failure, for obvious reasons.
Favorite smell? Victory.
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Leo (lol coming)
Sexual Orientation? Heterosexual
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? No preference; I've been known to sleep on either.
Do you snore? No, as far as I'm aware.
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? Music.
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? I've never seen the speedo pic, but I'd imagine IJG is a bit easier on the eyes.
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? Those nicknames freak me out, but I'll go with whichever one is Bacon (ha!).
How many people have seen you nude? I don't know. Less than 10?
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? I'd lose consciousness before I actually died from cold, so that.
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? That's a weird choice. Shakespeare, I suppose.

Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten. I'm still not sure if I want to inflict myself on anyone.

 

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Eeth-my-Koth 
Registered: May '01
18619_Eeth Koth
Date Posted: 7/7 1:00pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
Name: Eethy Vin
Hobbies: Writing funny anecdotes and stories.
What Simpson's character is you, and why? I don't do the Simpsons.
Least favorite word, and why? Gravitas. Kiefer Sutherland.
Favorite smell? cake baking in the oven
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Cancer
Sexual Orientation? Straight
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? right side
Do you snore? only when sick or congested
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? games sad that was really hard.
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? spandex because it was green
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? Pee-Wee because he's a loner, a rebel...
How many people have seen you nude? prolly a couple hundred blush i streaked.
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? freeze
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? einstein, cause!

I'm all about havin' fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes.
I have a nick name for my penis. It's called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

 

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Raja_Io 
Registered: Aug '05
6919_Dark Witch
Date Posted: 7/7 1:58pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
Name:
Dobroslawa

Hobbies:
picking my nose, teasing newts, reading 19th century novels

What Simpson's character is you, and why?

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Least favorite word, and why?
Verdaungsspaziergang because it's too long.

Favorite smell?
Butter melting on the frying pan.

Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)?
Gemini

Sexual Orientation?
"It's complicated"

Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on?
Wall.

Do you snore?
No, but I grind my teeth, I hear it can be pretty loud.

If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art?
Music, but I would lose half of my weight pining for games.

IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why?
Spandex. I'll get one myself one day.

Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why?
What?

How many people have seen you nude?
0.567% of Earth's population, and growing.

Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death?
Freeze.

Einstein or Shakespeare, and why?
Einstein because he was a Jew.


Hello, I'm Dora. I'm from Poland. I'm a tiny bit shy but I hope we'll become friends. I like cheap music and spaghetti. I like newts. I like green colour. Also, I have a vagina.

 

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FlareStorm 
Registered: Nov '00
14749_Jawa 'Toon
Date Posted: 7/7 2:02pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
Raja_Io posted:
I have a vagina.


Hi

 

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Im_just_guessing 
Registered: Oct '02
6939_JN-66
Date Posted: 7/7 2:12pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
FlareStorm posted:
Raja_Io posted:
I have a vagina.


Hi
GET! I saw her first!

 

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harpuah 
Registered: Mar '05
8040_Natalie's Eye
Date Posted: 7/7 2:14pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!

*readies the firehose*

 

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dp4m 
Registered: Nov '01
13878_Luke Skywalker<br>Dark Empire
Date Posted: 7/7 2:17pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
harpuah posted:

*readies the firehose*


 

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Darth_Morella 
Registered: Apr '04
14535_Yuuzhan Vong<br>High Priestess
Date Posted: 7/7 2:20pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!! - Date Edited: 7/7 2:23pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Morella
Name (user or real... whatever) Rella
Hobbies: (be creative)? Lolcats, molesting flowers, collecting pics of Till's moobs
What Simpson's character is you, and why? Don't watch Simpsons that much
Least favorite word, and why? "pet-peeves", what the hell kind of a word is that?
Favorite smell? Freshly brewed coffee coffee
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Sagittarius
Sexual Orientation? Straight
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? the side closest to the bathroom
Do you snore? I don't think so. Probably not.
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? Music (hey, music is an art isn't it? So are movies. What kind of question is this anyways?
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? IGJ because I'm no longer affected by it
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? It depends, which of them is bacon?
How many people have seen you nude? Does people who accidentally open the bathroom door while I'm in there count? If so, idk, 3 or 4?
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? Maybe freezing because you get numb and stop feeling much after a while....or at least that's what I hope.
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein's easier to read.

Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.
I obviously have a short attention span. Ooops.

 

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What would Till do?
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Boba_Fett_2001 
Registered: Dec '00
6072_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 7/7 4:37pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
Name (user or real... whatever) BF2K+1
Hobbies: (be creative)? Quoting/referencing The Simpsons, video games, and POGs
What Simpson's character is you, and why? According to NoHomers.net's quiz I am Comic Book Guy
Least favorite word, and why? "Said" when it's used as an adjective
Favorite smell? New car
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Capricorn
Sexual Orientation? Never attended it
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? Left
Do you snore? No
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? Movies
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? IJG for not particular reason
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? I forget who is who
How many people have seen you nude? 2001
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? Freeze to death
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Einstein because of that brilliant Animaniacs short

 

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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
42358_Jacen Solo
Date Posted: 7/7 6:40pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
*puts Evan and Morella on his list*

Now it's my turn:

Name (user or real... whatever) Weiner
Hobbies: (be creative)? Giving r- //banned
What Simpson's character is you, and why? I is Millhouse, because I is loser.
Least favorite word, and why? "Mature" when the t isn't pronounced like a ch.
Favorite smell? Peaches and ***
Astrological sign (you knew it was coming...)? Aries
Sexual Orientation? Strictly ****ly
Which side of the bed do you prefer to sleep on? The little spoon.
Do you snore? No because I am perfect.
If you had to give up all but one, which would it be; music, sports, movies, games, art? Music
IJG's spandex or jasman's speedo... and why? I haven't seen jasman's. Which one is hotter?
Pee-Wee or Weiner... and why? Weiner, because it- I mean I am beautiful.
How many people have seen you nude? No one. Parents don't count. sad
Would you rather be burned alive or freeze to death? Burning would be quicker, so that.
Einstein or Shakespeare, and why? Whichever one is less boring.

Brief description of yourself... who you are, what you're about... brief... we don't care about your first day of kindergarten.

SOMEONE **** ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Bacon164 
Registered: Mar '05
6377_Jocasta Nu
Date Posted: 7/7 7:06pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
Whitey posted:
How many people have seen you nude? No one. Parents don't count. sad


lol. LOLOLOLOLOLolol no streaking for you, eh?

 

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what the HELL man eh
you monster you monster man
what the **** man eh
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Whitey 
Registered: Jan '03
42358_Jacen Solo
Date Posted: 7/7 7:17pm Subject: RE: harpuah and Master_Jacen's new and improved matchmaking thread!!
SHUT UP BACON

 

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