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Jedi_Hood
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Feb '00
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Date Posted:
7/7 8:11pm
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RE: Predict Where You Will be In Ten Years Thread
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It occurred to me that in ten years, my daughter will be 16. And probably dating. 
So, ten years from now, I will have bought a gun.
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MaidenLumpe
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7/7 8:14pm
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I will be busting in on my little sister's honeymoon saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY SISTER  "
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
7/7 8:17pm
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Onoto posted:
Rogue_Ten posted:
Onoto, you will still be posting on the JCC, but anonymously, as you will fear all the attention you would get if it were known that you were, in actuality, the famed Neo-Hip Hop artist.
Well, that goes without saying. I would be doing my best to keep that aspect of identity under wraps in real life, too, as I would fear it might jeopardize my bid for the papacy.
The Papacy as we know it was dissolved after the Timorese nuked Rome, (and the Vatican along with it), during the brutal Pacification of Italy in 2016. The surviving members of the College of Cardinals began a time of brutal infighting amongst themselves. Eventually, the brutal mutant St. Vygaxx seized power and declared his floating citidel in the skies over the People's Republic of Scotland his capital. He rules the Church with an iron fist from this armored Neo Vatican.
You oppose Vygaxx's pro-baby devouring stance, and instead support the Papacy in exile, led from Mexico City by Cardinal Arthur Patel, now styling himself "Pope Boniface X".
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DarthLassic007
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Date Posted:
7/7 8:18pm
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Andalite-Bandit posted:
In 2018 I will be extremely elderly: 33.
I'm 32 now. You just made me feel old. 
Hopefully married with kids. I'll try to still post here.
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Rogue_Ten
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7/7 8:23pm
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Whitey posted:
Tell me my future, Rogue_Ten.
I am afraid it is too unspeakable. You couldn't handle it.
MaidenLumpe posted:
I will be busting in on my little sister's honeymoon saying "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY SISTER "
And I will respond: "Why, making sweet, sweet monkey love, of course.  "
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Whitey
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MaidenLumpé
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7/7 8:24pm
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people who have sigs are dorks.
d'oh!
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
7/7 8:25pm
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Whitey: Have you ever heard of the Super Flu? Turns out its a lot like Ebola, in terms of symptoms.
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Whitey
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And I'll be like, "What!!! I'm not your sister!"
edit: damn you ROGUE!!!
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
7/7 8:30pm
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No, Whitey, we will never consummate our love because you will have died in the Great Super Flu Pandemic of 2010. My grief for you will weigh heavily for three years before culminating in me drinking myself into a downward spiral and hooking up with some skank I met in a bar. After a long line of skanks (and a bout of the Super Clap), I will meet my One True Love. She'll be killed by one of the marauding clouds of killer bees that plagues the Southwestern Coastline (formerly known as Oregon and Washington) of the Amer-Canadian Confederacy. Then I settle for Dani.
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FlareStorm
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7/7 8:32pm
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Boba_Fett_2001 posted:
In ten years I will be finding this thread for Flare.
I will sell the script to Hollywood, and then the movie will be made and it will be slimybugged, and we will suicide.
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Rouge Null
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7/7 8:34pm
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In ten years I'll probably be dead. Or maybe just an alcoholic who's lost everything he's ever cared about.
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Rogue_Ten
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7/7 8:35pm
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Rouge Null posted:
In ten years I'll probably be dead. Or maybe just an alcoholic who's lost everything he's ever cared about.
Yeah, the second one, but change "alcoholic" to "heroin addict".
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Rouge Null
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7/7 8:36pm
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Rogue_Ten posted:
Rouge Null posted:
In ten years I'll probably be dead. Or maybe just an alcoholic who's lost everything he's ever cared about.
Yeah, the second one, but change "alcoholic" to "heroin addict".
I hate needles.
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Rogue_Ten
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Date Posted:
7/7 8:38pm
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They figure out a way to just kind of absorb it across the membranes in your butthole needle-free by then. 
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