Author Topic: If The Internet Was Non-Existent
Obi-Zahn Kenobi 
Registered: Aug '99
6134_Count Dooku
Date Posted: 7/20 1:09pm Subject: RE: If The Internet Was Non-Existent
Lord_Vivec posted:
Masturbating.
Vivec, there are Jews in this world (like TypoCelchu)
There are Buddhists (but not white ones)
There are Hindus and Mormons (like Espaldalabras) and then,
There are those who follow Muhammad (like Endermunkee),
but you've never been one of them!

You're a Roman Catholic. You have been since before you were born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is,
They'll take you as soon as you're warm!
You don't have to be a six footer (like me),
you don't have to have great brain (like Quix),
You don't have to have any clothes on (like Jedi_Mark),
You're Catholic the moment Dad came!

Because!


Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

 

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Obi Anne 
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Registered: Nov '98
8066_Danni Quee
Date Posted: 7/20 1:44pm Subject: RE: If The Internet Was Non-Existent
I would probably be reading a book. I would also spend more time at the library. I must say though that for one of my main interests the information on the internet is so bad that you find more by going through old books.

 

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Lank_Pavail 
Registered: Sep '02
42019_Indiana Jones
Date Posted: 7/20 3:53pm Subject: RE: If The Internet Was Non-Existent
ophelia posted:
I'd probably be spending time in libraries, inhaling dust and wasting hours finding information that I can now find in a few minutes.



Ditto. tongue

I'd be trying to explain the use of the card catalog to people, and have to call other branch libraries if they have a book someone's looking for.

 

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JedimasterMoon 
Registered: May '05
22998_Han and Leia
Date Posted: 7/22 10:45pm Subject: RE: If The Internet Was Non-Existent
Lank_Pavail posted:
ophelia posted:
I'd probably be spending time in libraries, inhaling dust and wasting hours finding information that I can now find in a few minutes.



Ditto. tongue

I'd be trying to explain the use of the card catalog to people, and have to call other branch libraries if they have a book someone's looking for.


OMG I'd be at the library all the freaking time! nerd

 

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Jedi_Hood 
Registered: Feb '00
46447_MLB 2008
Date Posted: 7/22 10:48pm Subject: RE: If The Internet Was Non-Existent
I'd be staring at the wall, struggling mightily to stay awake.

 

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Boba_Fett_00 
Registered: Apr '02
23992_Boba Fett
Date Posted: 7/22 10:49pm Subject: RE: If The Internet Was Non-Existent
Lord_Vivec posted:
Masturbating.


That was so funny. I'm laughing as I type this. laugh

 

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