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Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
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THE_JEDI_GUARDIAN
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Date Posted:
7/18 12:23am
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Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
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When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Princeton and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) did things we've gotten complaints about. So What did I do, you ask? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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Armenian_Jedi
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7/18 12:24am
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For some reason, I knew this was gonna be a bel-air.
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Rogue_Ten
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You are a gem of humanity.
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Spiderfan
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7/18 12:59am
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lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.
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THE_JEDI_GUARDIAN
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Rogue_Ten posted:
You are a gem of humanity.
Do you mind if I quote you on that?
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7/18 1:21am
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Most clever. 
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Jedi_Reject_Jesse
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7/18 2:25am
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Did you climax violently?
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-RebelScum-
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7/18 2:33am
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Spiderfan posted:
lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.
Same.
Scummy
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DDL
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7/18 3:12am
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lol.
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JoinTheSchwarz
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7/18 3:14am
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My first reaction was "ew deflowered JCCer".
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Darth_wanderguard
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I knew this was fake from the start because there's no way a JCCer has ever been laid.
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Raja_Io
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7/18 5:08am
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She was 9 years old?
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7/18 5:15am
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Spiderfan posted:
lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.
ThisRogue_Ten posted:
You are a gem of humanity.
And I read that as "germ"
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AaylaSecurOWNED
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7/18 5:15am
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What? Is it JCers tell me about their first sexual experiences week?
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JoinTheSchwarz
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7/18 5:16am
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AaylaSecurOWNED posted:
What? Is it JCers tell me about their first sexual experiences week?
PM plz
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