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Author Topic: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
DarthSapient 
Registered: Jun '01
24218_Obi-Wan
Date Posted: 7/18 7:56am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
Oh please. The last 'offer' I got was let's see, I actually have to frame it in the century in which it occured.

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED 
Registered: May '05
23790_Aayla Secura
Date Posted: 7/18 7:56am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience? - Date Edited: 7/18 7:58am (1 edits total) Edited By: AaylaSecurOWNED
DDL posted:
Uh oh, I think that's an offer!
That's what Gay Len said.

 

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darth_gersh 
Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 7/18 7:58am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
***** *** **** ***** hair pull *** ***** ***!

 

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TheGuardianofArlon 
Registered: Feb '07
19251_Seal of the Rebellion
Date Posted: 7/18 8:09am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
Healer_Leona posted:
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
Spiderfan posted:
lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.


I wouldn't post a thread like this.


We know, you'd do a blog.



No I wouldn't do that either.

 

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THE_JEDI_GUARDIAN 
Registered: Jul '06
44059_Force Unleashed - Jedi
Date Posted: 7/18 8:12am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
Spiderfan posted:
lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.


I wouldn't post a thread as awesome as this.


fix'd

 

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DDL 
Registered: Nov '05
6156_Mace Windu
Date Posted: 7/18 8:12am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
AaylaSecurOWNED posted:
DDL posted:
Uh oh, I think that's an offer!
That's what Gay Len said.


Who?

 

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Spiderfan 
Registered: Mar '04
43284_Digital Llama Radio
Date Posted: 7/18 8:16am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
Spiderfan posted:
lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.


I couldn't post a thread like this.


Hence the ROFLing

 

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darth_grievous1 
Registered: Apr '04
46296_The Clone Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 7/18 8:52am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
Healer_Leona posted:
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
[quote=Spiderfan]lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.


I wouldn't post a thread like this.


We know, you'd do a blog.



No I wouldn't do that either.[/quote]

Oh, I bet you would. It's common knowledge people go out and brag after they get laid for the first time.

 

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AaylaSecurOWNED 
Registered: May '05
23790_Aayla Secura
Date Posted: 7/25 11:20am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
DDL posted:
AaylaSecurOWNED posted:
DDL posted:
Uh oh, I think that's an offer!
That's what Gay Len said.


Who?
Gay-Len. She was before your time.

 

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Jabba-wocky 
Registered: May '03
44296_YJCC War Rhino
Date Posted: 7/25 11:26am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
Armenian_Jedi posted:
For some reason, I knew this was gonna be a bel-air.


Probably because he made a thread less than a week ago doing the same thing with Reeses Puffs cereal, and we explictly brought up the Fresh Prince thing as a better version of the same shtick. Having said, that, however, I'll always prefer the one that YoungAngus posted about seeing someone getting beheaded (or else shot in the head execution style) while riding home from school on the bus through a bad part of town.

 

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Jaden-Skywalker 
Registered: Mar '04
46152_Malcolm Reynolds
Date Posted: 7/25 11:51am Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
THE_JEDI_GUARDIAN posted:
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Princeton and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
It's nice to see something new on the internet and not the same recycled crap spouting out of the mouth of some troll.

 

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TheModFavorite 
Registered: Sep '07
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Date Posted: 7/25 1:42pm Subject: RE: Who wants to hear about my first sexual experience?
Healer_Leona posted:
TheGuardianofArlon posted:
Spiderfan posted:
lol I saw the thread title and thought the author was Arlon...I had to do an immediate double take (nay triple) just to be sure before falling over rofling.


I wouldn't post a thread like this.


We know, you'd do a blog.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Frieda, you get caps for such an awesome post.

 

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