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Darth Mulacki  6994 posts
Registered: Dec '99
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 1:59pm Subject: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy - Date Edited: 9/8/08 2:04pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth Mulacki
A year ago, as part of my probation, I entered in to a deal with all european women. Under no circumstance were they to positivly respond to any advancements from my side. This was the deal I had to make with the DA in order to avoid jail time.

I'm happy to announce that not a single woman has violated the terms that they agreed. I've been blissfully celibate for a year.


In closing, sex is overrated and it is possible to live happily without.





Though as a side effect my hands are extremely caloused.

 

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Everton  43926 posts
Title: Ex-Manager
 Registered: Jul '03
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:00pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
[face_celery]

 

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Mar17swgirl  19099 posts
Registered: Dec '00
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:01pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
Darth Mulacki posted:
Though as a side effect my hands are extremely caloused.


Then why are you talking about celibacy? raised_brow

 

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Grand_Admiral_Grant  15439 posts
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 Registered: Nov '04
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:03pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
Welcome to the life of 99% of the JCC. flag

 
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Everton  43926 posts
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:04pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
99% is a bit harsh. You've gotta be looking at 98.7% at the most.

 

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Darth Mulacki  6994 posts
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:05pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy - Date Edited: 9/8/08 2:26pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth Mulacki
Mar17swgirl posted:
Darth Mulacki posted:
Though as a side effect my hands are extremely caloused.


Then why are you talking about celibacy? raised_brow




Because I've taken up wood polishing as a hobby.

 

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Grand_Admiral_Grant  15439 posts
Title: Ex-Mod
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:06pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
98.7% now? Did Jay Jay strike again?

 
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Everton  43926 posts
Title: Ex-Manager
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:06pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
laugh

 

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Valyn  29818 posts
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:07pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
Darth Mulacki posted:
A year ago, as part of my probation, I entered in to a deal with all european women. Under no circumstance were they to positivly respond to any advancements from my side. This was the deal I had to make with the DA in order to avoid jail time.

I'm happy to announce that not a single woman has violated the terms that they agreed. I've been blissfully celibate for a year.


In closing, sex is overrated and it is possible to live happily without.





Though as a side effect my hands are extremely caloused.



...Were you convicted of raping someone or something?

 

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Healer_Leona  36810 posts
Title: Manager Emeritus
 Registered: Jul '00
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:09pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
Are we suppose to congratulate or commiserate? I forget...

 

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darth_gersh  13273 posts
Title: BC Single Pick Winner
 Registered: Feb '05
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:10pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy - Date Edited: 9/8/08 2:11pm (1 edits total) Edited By: darth_gersh
Valyn posted:
Darth Mulacki posted:
A year ago, as part of my probation, I entered in to a deal with all european women. Under no circumstance were they to positivly respond to any advancements from my side. This was the deal I had to make with the DA in order to avoid jail time.

I'm happy to announce that not a single woman has violated the terms that they agreed. I've been blissfully celibate for a year.


In closing, sex is overrated and it is possible to live happily without.





Though as a side effect my hands are extremely caloused.




...Were you convicted of raping someone or something?


No, he had to pay for his fines.

 

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Darth Mulacki  6994 posts
Registered: Dec '99
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:12pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
Valyn posted:



...Were you convicted of raping someone or something?



Nothing that serious.


Just the result of an obnoxious cleaning lady, a samurai sword and way to much coffee.

 

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Valyn  29818 posts
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:20pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
I must know the details of this story!

 

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Onoto  5285 posts
Registered: Oct '04
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:28pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
I'm glad to hear you didn't marry anyone. But I think it's more important to know if you remained chaste.

 

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Mar17swgirl  19099 posts
Registered: Dec '00
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:33pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
Darth Mulacki posted:
Mar17swgirl posted:
Darth Mulacki posted:
Though as a side effect my hands are extremely caloused.


Then why are you talking about celibacy? raised_brow




Because I've taken up wood polishing as a hobby.


So now it's called "wood polishing", I see...

 

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"Flagrante, Chris, in flagrante."
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Axle-Starweilder  10938 posts
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Date Posted: 9/8/08 2:39pm Subject: RE: Celebrating one year of forced celibacy
it's always been called wood polishing.

 

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