Author Topic: The sister bragging thread
Jabba-wocky  20781 posts
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Date Posted: 7/5 11:41am Subject: The sister bragging thread
AaylaSecurOWNED posted:
Jabba-wocky posted:
Darth_Morella posted:
You can always brag about your hawt brother


One day, he went to a local public housing project and gave away brand new computers to an entire classroom of students. He's still received there with great acclaim to this very day.
Is this patriarch bro?


Of course it was.

 

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darth_gersh  13344 posts
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Date Posted: 7/5 11:48am Subject: The sister bragging thread
My sister is awesome-O. She has 2 kids and is a teacher.

 

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GrandAdmiralJello  60055 posts
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Date Posted: 7/5 1:47pm Subject: The sister bragging thread
I think I'll pass, CJM. I wouldn't want to deprive you.

 

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canadianjedimama  1771 posts
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Date Posted: 7/5 8:43pm Subject: The sister bragging thread
No, really, I insist. I can share.

[face_grins]

Sister communisim is where it's at.

 

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ophelia  12073 posts
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Date Posted: 7/5 11:15pm Subject: The sister bragging thread
I have 3 or 4 sisters, depending on how you count. One of them died as an infant and all I've ever seen of her is Polaroids, but since the other 3 are highly awesome I can only assume that one was too.

The 3 I've actually met are all loud and hilarious drama queens. They make me laugh endlessly. Sometimes they remind me of a pack of dain-bramaged velociraptors, who stalk their prey with deadly precision, then leap out at it and start laughing and snorting as soon as they see the look on its face. I know for a fact that certain other relatives find at least 2 of them really annoying, but I don't care. Those 2 just don't negotiate with terrorists. Or anybody else. It's an entirely logically consistent position. If anything really terrible were to happen to me, they would try to rescue me by encircling the terrible thing and verbally velociraptoring it. If that didn't work, one would have a nervous breakdown, go sit in her car and smoke, another would call her boyfriend and ask him to bring her something she ought to have on her already, like her purse, and the third one would get confused and call Dad. Then they'd all ask him for money and go to Denny's and smoke more.

I would probably end up dead or in a windowless cell in the Hague, but they would have given it their best shot.

 

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