Author Topic: Man Poll
VadersLaMent  25091 posts
Registered: Apr '02
23042_Vader Jumping
Date Posted: 7/23 3:17pm Subject: Man Poll
results of surveys

84% - Think it's important that a girlfriend have "wife potential"

48% - Would dump a girlfriend if she became fat pig

78% - Exaggerate in the sex stories they tell to friends

Q6: If there was no chance of your partner finding out, how likely would you be to cheat on her?

35% Not at all likely, I might be tempted, but cheating violates my morals
35% Not very likely, I might be tempted but I love and respect her too much
20% Somewhat likely, but I would feel guilty nonetheless
8% Very likely, she can't be hurt if she doesn't know about it
2% I already cheat on her

If you could change one thing about your wife/girlfriend, what would it be?

8 24% Her attitude/moodiness
24% Her sexual appetite
17% Nothing
9% Her nagging
9% Her looks
6% Her domestic skills
5% Her earning power
4% Her intelligence
2% Her sense of humor

So, get that attitude in check and dress up as Slave leia more often?

How many dates should the man pay for?

11 40% The majority of them until the relationship is established
30% The majority of them for as long as the relationship lasts
15% No more than she does
15% All of them

Are you comfortable with your girlfriend keeping in touch with her exes?

14 39% Somewhat comfortable, but only if it is limited to occasional updates
33% Not very comfortable, I would prefer it if they didn't keep in touch
17% Not at all comfortable, there is no reason for them to be in touch at all
11% Very comfortable, it does not bother me at all

It's real simple, do not make your SO feel threatened. If you feel they are using their SO relationship as a weapon then dump them with a shrug of the shoudlers and move on.

Have you ever lied about the number of sex partners you've had?

18 47% No, never
19% Yes, because it's no one's business but my own
18% Yes, to protect a partner's feelings
16% Yes, to protect my ego

Would you change your penis size if you could?

31 56% Yes, I would make it bigger
43% No
1% Yes, I would make it smaller


Q32: Have you ever had a threesome?

61% No, but I would like to
21% No, and I'm not interested
13% Yes, with two women
5% Yes, with a woman and another man

Which breast size do you prefer?

53% C cup
17% Breast size isn't important to me
16% B cup
13% D cup or bigger
1% A cup

I am a fan of B and C cups.

And many more in the link with even more links. Enjoy.


 

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Boba_Fett_2001  26171 posts
Registered: Dec '00
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Date Posted: 7/23 3:25pm Subject: Man Poll
VadersLaMent posted:
Would you change your penis size if you could?

1% Yes, I would make it smaller
laugh

 

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lexu  13153 posts
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 7/23 3:31pm Subject: Man Poll
The plight of the overly-endowed man is not something be laughed at, Belvedere.

 

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Darth_Morella  13292 posts
Registered: Apr '04
49553_H162: Morticia
Date Posted: 7/23 3:35pm Subject: Man Poll - Date Edited: 7/23 3:39pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Morella
According to Q6, 70% of men are liars


Also, this doesn't make any sense:

VadersLaMent posted:

78% - Exaggerate in the sex stories they tell to friends
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Have you ever lied about the number of sex partners you've had?

18 47% No, never



 

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VadersLaMent  25091 posts
Registered: Apr '02
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Date Posted: 7/23 3:39pm Subject: Man Poll
Darth_Morella posted:
According to Q6, 70% of men are liars


I'd only cheat on you if Jessica Alba happened by. Isn't that sweet of me? batting batting

 

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Darth_Morella  13292 posts
Registered: Apr '04
49553_H162: Morticia
Date Posted: 7/23 3:40pm Subject: Man Poll
Watch out, here comes another of my mood swings

 

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VadersLaMent  25091 posts
Registered: Apr '02
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Date Posted: 7/23 3:42pm Subject: Man Poll - Date Edited: 7/23 3:43pm (1 edits total) Edited By: VadersLaMent
laugh

Have you and your SO picked your celebrity permission cheats?

 

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Darth_Morella  13292 posts
Registered: Apr '04
49553_H162: Morticia
Date Posted: 7/23 3:45pm Subject: Man Poll
Well, sorta. The main issue is that I'm having a hard time picking just one celebrity tongue

 

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Darth_Guy  54077 posts
Registered: Aug '02
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Date Posted: 7/23 3:46pm Subject: Man Poll - Date Edited: 7/23 3:52pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_Guy
I AM A MAN posted:
78% - Exaggerate in the sex stories they tell to friends


A gentleman does not blah blah blah

ffffff posted:
Q6: If there was no chance of your partner finding out, how likely would you be to cheat on her?


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I know this is a common "What if?" scenario, but still, wt*? This should be the only question on the "Are you a [archaic feminine hygiene implement]?" quiz.

questions posted:
How many dates should the man pay for?


What, should there be a quota or something? 6.329

survey thingy posted:
Would you change your penis size if you could?

31 56% Yes, I would make it bigger


I think that's even funnier, because, ya know, most of them are probably "normal" sized.

SCIENCE posted:
Which breast size do you prefer?


Do most guys have much of an idea of what the sizes actually are? I don't. I know that the further down the alphabet, the bigger. And then it starts doubling the letters for whatever reason (DD). That's it. And smh shallow etc.

 

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Serafine_Tinaste  688 posts
Registered: May '09
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Date Posted: 7/23 4:00pm Subject: Man Poll
askmen.com posted:
Do men get screwed by courts in divorce?
83% Yes
15% No, genders get equal treatment
2% No, it's women who get screwed

This poll can't possibly be biased in anyway...

 

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Im_just_guessing  25404 posts
Registered: Oct '02
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Date Posted: 7/23 4:50pm Subject: Man Poll - Date Edited: 7/23 4:51pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Im_just_guessing
Its a poll to figure out men's opinions on things. Its SUPPOSED to be biased.

 

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Serafine_Tinaste  688 posts
Registered: May '09
51045_WH18: A Christmas Story
Date Posted: 7/23 4:55pm Subject: Man Poll
But...but...ahhh nevermind. Internet polls are crap.

 

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Jedi_Johnson  7533 posts
Registered: Apr '02
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Date Posted: 7/23 5:19pm Subject: Man Poll
heh heh heh man poll... I'm glad you spelled that right.

 

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darthlebowski72  5783 posts
Registered: Oct '01
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Date Posted: 7/23 5:25pm Subject: Man Poll
Q32: Have you ever had a threesome?

61% No, but I would like to
21% No, and I'm not interested
13% Yes, with two women
5% Yes, with a woman and another man


That 13% is lying too high. A FMF threesome is one of the most difficult things to accomplish. I should know. I tried for 13 years before succeeding. A true threesome is with two hot chicks. Anyone can get a threesome with two ugly girls.

The 5% is also lying, too low. The percentage is MUCH higher because no straight guy will ever admit to crossing swords with another dude.

And the 21% are just plain stupid. How could you not want a threesome with two women? confused

 

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Darth_Guy  54077 posts
Registered: Aug '02
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Date Posted: 7/23 5:28pm Subject: Man Poll
The concept of a man not wanting a threesome is unfathomable!

 

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Tommy_Docherty  500 posts
Registered: Jun '09
Date Posted: 7/23 5:31pm Subject: Man Poll
A threesome seems so cheap and nasty. The classy thing to do is to give 100% of your attention to one girl at a time while the other just watches from across the room and waits for her turn.

 

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