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JCC Bar Brawl.
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Killer Ewok
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Sep '99
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:18pm
Subject:
JCC Bar Brawl.
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3/21/05 1:29pm (3 edits total)
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droideka27
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Okay peoples. We haven't had one of these since I first registered. There's a good chance few of you remember the original. But here it is . . .
Rulz of the thread:
Mos Eisley Cantina
You can use any creature, object, weapon character from the SW universe . . . movies, books, comics - be creative!
It can be a lot of fun!
<A lone Ewok dressed in a dark cape enters the cantina, walks up to the barman, and orders a drink of water>
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- Yub, yub . . . now BOW before me!
- Dark Lord of the JCC: The Apprenticeless Dark Lord
- Keeper of the Unstoppable Pogo Stick
- BEWARE: Official Chat Outlaw - I'm armed and dangerous!
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Ender
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Aug '98
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:19pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
- Date Edited:
8/22/01 6:27pm (1 edits total)
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Ender
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Is it alright if I wear my hockey equipment?
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Darth_Dagsy
Title: Manager Emeritus
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Nov '00
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:20pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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//hits barman over the head with killer ewok.
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Dammit. Now I have to think of something smart to put here.
The master has fled
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Killer Ewok
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Sep '99
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:21pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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8/22/01 6:21pm (1 edits total)
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Killer Ewok
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<killer ewok picks himself up, and head-butts a near-by wookie>
That'll learn ya!
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- Yub, yub . . . now BOW before me!
- Dark Lord of the JCC: The Apprenticeless Dark Lord
- Keeper of the Unstoppable Pogo Stick
- BEWARE: Official Chat Outlaw - I'm armed and dangerous!
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Ender
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:22pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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SueAsideRide
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:24pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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<struts in carrying a log from the Endor forest, drops it on KE>
That'll learn ya for learnin'!
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Just married!
Go Blue Jays!
Fly casual...
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Killer Ewok
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:26pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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<there is a deafening roar outside the cantina, and then an escape-pod crashes through the ceiling . . . two droids emerge>
"Bring it on!"
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- Yub, yub . . . now BOW before me!
- Dark Lord of the JCC: The Apprenticeless Dark Lord
- Keeper of the Unstoppable Pogo Stick
- BEWARE: Official Chat Outlaw - I'm armed and dangerous!
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Darth Anakin 83
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:28pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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*Walks in dressed as Jar Jar Binks and promptly gets killed by a Wookie*
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!
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SueAsideRide
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:29pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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<pulls out stormtrooper rifle, points it at droids>
We don't serve their kind here!
<blasts wildly>
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Darth Vaernexx, the Scion
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Jun '99
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:30pm
Subject:
RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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8/22/01 6:31pm (1 edits total)
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Darth Vaernexx, the Scion
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Invisible hands pick up Killer Ewok and throw him across the room. He hears a voice growl,
"Me a Wraith. Me fix you good."
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Killer Ewok
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:30pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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<The droids duck for cover behind an old man with a lightsabre>
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- Yub, yub . . . now BOW before me!
- Dark Lord of the JCC: The Apprenticeless Dark Lord
- Keeper of the Unstoppable Pogo Stick
- BEWARE: Official Chat Outlaw - I'm armed and dangerous!
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Ender
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Aug '98
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:37pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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*Pulls out slide show of of Ender's last camping trip*
Don't make me show it!! I will describe everything!
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exar-tull
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Feb '01
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:39pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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leats see it, we must see it.
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 COFFEE, you can sleep when your dead. "some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." batman COFFEE WHERES MY COFFEE!?!?!? "you focus determins your reality." qui-gon jin "you saw what you wanted to see" jagged fel ruin
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Ender
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Aug '98
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:43pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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I really don't want to see it again myself. There was that whole moose humping incident.
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Killer Ewok
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:43pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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No you fool! You'll kill us all!
[NOTE: Can we TRY to stick to the SW universe? Please? Pretty please? Believe me, the results can be hillarious!]
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- Yub, yub . . . now BOW before me!
- Dark Lord of the JCC: The Apprenticeless Dark Lord
- Keeper of the Unstoppable Pogo Stick
- BEWARE: Official Chat Outlaw - I'm armed and dangerous!
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Crix-Madine
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Aug '00
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Date Posted:
8/22/01 6:44pm
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RE: JCC Bar Brawl.
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*Walks in*
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
*Runs screaming from the room*
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if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely.
Are you ready to begin?
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