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Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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Ryketil_Sheeptipper
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Oct '01
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:36am
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Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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1/12/07 2:09pm (3 edits total)
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// As the longships drift towards shore...
several beserk Vjikings can be seen, battle axes and warhammers raised, shouting and spitting mead, anxious to land...
and once again seek out their brother:
Chjyren, the lost Vjiking
The longship finally slows to a stop, and dozens of crazed, club-weilding vikings disembark, splashing into the water, and storming the shore, shouting their battlecries.
You can't keep us at bay any longer!!
// races up shore, chasing several smaller JCers into the underbrush, knocking over several threads in the process
BRING ME CHJYREN!
// devours rooster
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Ari_Shieldflattener
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:40am
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RE: Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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Inhales deeply
Nothing like the smell of fresh blood early in the morning.
Bring me a wench and a leg of horse!
No one can save you this time. Your god, Hama, though he be powerful and banned us, is no match for us.
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Ryketil_Sheeptipper
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:42am
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Bring me this man, CHJYREN:
// pillage pillage
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Ragi_Shieldmangler
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:43am
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RE: Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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//As he jumps off of boat, trips on a turtle, and quickly proceeds to pick it up and bite off its head, using the shell as a projectile to hurl at a dazed JC'er
We shall continue to to pillage your forum and your wenches until you tell us the whereabouts of CHJYREN! We know he is here, ja.
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Ari_Shieldflattener
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:43am
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My he looks so small!! What have they done to him? They wil pay for this witchcraft in blood!
passes out from too much mead
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Ragi_Shieldmangler
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:45am
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RE: Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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//kicks Ari in the head
Now is not time for nap! To arms!
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Ryketil_Sheeptipper
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10/25/01 8:45am
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RE: Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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// As the Vjikings race over the JC shore ...
JCers flee from the site of the vicious warriors...
Several perish as the foolishly try to hide behind rocks and boulders, which the Vjikings eat.
Mruahahaha!!
// Clubs female, drags her off
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Ragi_Shieldmangler
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:47am
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RE: Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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Mmmm...pyrite. Now we need ljutefisk as well.
//picks JCer up by neck, shaking him and demanding location of nearest International House of Ljutefisk
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Ryketil_Sheeptipper
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:50am
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What's this?? It appears JC'ers have Vikings of thier own??
HAHAH!
// splits purple Viking in half
Another Viking?
// Eats small mars lander, that doesn't deserve the name "Viking"
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Ari_Shieldflattener
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:50am
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RE: Norse Wars II: The search for Chjyren
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10/25/01 8:50am (1 edits total)
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What? No resistance? Why, we could rule as kings, or mods as they call them here. Bah! They are weaker than Ryketil'sfamily mead recipe!
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Ryketil_Sheeptipper
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:51am
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// rules
// pillages and loots
You call yourselves MEN?!?
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Darth_AYBABTU
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:52am
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Hey! You Viking-type characters aren't so bad! I rather enjoy watching you pillage. What do you think of this little kitten here?
AYBABTU
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Ryketil_Sheeptipper
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:52am
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// eats kitten
// doesn't share
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Ari_Shieldflattener
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:53am
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I crap bigger than that cat. Why, it's snack time!
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Audun_Weaselcatcher
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:54am
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GAH
GIVE ME YOUR WOMEN. OR GOATS.
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Ragi_Shieldmangler
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Date Posted:
10/25/01 8:54am
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Ryketil, you no share, you get no Ljutefisk from me this pagan holiday season.
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