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M-RdotM-A-N  3041 posts
Registered: Oct '01
Date Posted: 3/11/02 1:33pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Got Tha Draws, my brotha.

 

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Saruman_The_Ecru  1217 posts
Registered: Jan '02
Date Posted: 3/11/02 1:36pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
i'd go out with any one who asked...

 

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AmazingB  24182 posts
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Registered: Jan '01
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Date Posted: 3/11/02 2:36pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
"i'd go out with any one who asked..."

With that kind of attitude you'll be on Springer in no time.

Amazing.

 

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Basil_Hennington  1847 posts
Registered: Mar '02
Date Posted: 3/11/02 2:56pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...

I would say that, above all, you have yourself in a win-win situation. If don't ask her out, you know that this is a very big world and there are plenty of other people to ask out.

And, if you do, ask her out, you may have a grand time or you may be bored to tears, but, anyway, you will have everything going for you.

 

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EagleIFilms  8746 posts
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Registered: Apr '01
41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 3/11/02 3:15pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Yeah, aside from her not being at Target when I went there today.

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Gabrielle_Lady02  197 posts
Registered: Mar '02
Date Posted: 3/11/02 3:17pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Hah! EagleI, take it from a married girl-you really should get to know her more. Have a little talk once in awhile, like...um...begin with a little topic and slowly advance it so she gets interested in talking with you.

And of course, a girl who also models for porn has LOTS of experince...

As for Saruman, um...are you a hooker or something?

If you are, prepare for the worst time in your life...

 

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princehamlet  250 posts
Registered: Apr '01
Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:03pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target... - Date Edited: 3/18/02 2:50pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Commander Antilles
For some reason I followed the link from your sig EagleI, not sure why, sounded funny. This thread was pretty funny.

I can relate to you, being a 15 yr old homeschooler. But dude, you gotta just do it, you know? I mean who's watching? Just go there right now, no excuses, and do it. Ever since I was I think ten or something whenever I think twice about something I just yell to myself "Don't shuffle meekly towards your grave!" works like a charm if you do it a few times and really think about.

Recently saying that has been getting me in trouble though...only use it for stuff like this. Jumping off a really high wall onto a street is stupid. Its actually really stupid.

And if you still can't get enough courage try this: take a bottle o beer, take a book and tap the top of the bottle as hard as you can without breaking it. lie down, open beer, chugulug in one sitting, stand up quickly. You won't be drunk but you will be able to do something like ask a cashier out...hopefully. Or if you could get your hand on some hulicnagens to relaxxxxxx.

Now see. I'm suggesting breaking the law. Wouldn't it just be easier to do it legely?

 

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That seem logical, even while drunk.
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Saruman_The_Ecru  1217 posts
Registered: Jan '02
Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:34pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
no. i've just never gotten asked out! my loss.(i think.)

 

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Quoting Jedi Master Arra's brother:
Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
indeed.
I want something. Preferably something green that folds.
love me! i'm 0% irish! will ukrainian do?
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Obi-Zahn Kenobi  19700 posts
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Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:38pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
You know what, you should keep it more clean before you get yourselves banned or this thread locked.

 

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princehamlet  250 posts
Registered: Apr '01
Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:41pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
I'm uh sorry if my post is dirty to you. But I at least tried to help him...

 

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That seem logical, even while drunk.
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Obi-Zahn Kenobi  19700 posts
Registered: Aug '99
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Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:43pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
It doesn't matter if it's dirty to me. It matters if it's dirty to a moderator.

 

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Saruman_The_Ecru  1217 posts
Registered: Jan '02
Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:43pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
um?

 

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Quoting Jedi Master Arra's brother:
Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
indeed.
I want something. Preferably something green that folds.
love me! i'm 0% irish! will ukrainian do?
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goldbubbly  3513 posts
Registered: Jan '02
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Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:44pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
His post seemed tame enough to me plain But i'm not a person with a colored name



And his advice was pretty decent.

 

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EagleIFilms  8746 posts
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Registered: Apr '01
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Date Posted: 3/12/02 12:52pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
I think he was talking about the way in which he said the 'f' word.

Remember, we're not even allowed to say **** here. (Mods, can I let that one slide?)

Anyway, um, good advice, I think.

I'll head over to the grocery store and get me an ice-cold Bud Lite right now.


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Saruman_The_Ecru  1217 posts
Registered: Jan '02
Date Posted: 3/12/02 1:01pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
i do the * thing all the time. i'm not banned.

...yet...

 

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Quoting Jedi Master Arra's brother:
Duct tape is like the Force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
indeed.
I want something. Preferably something green that folds.
love me! i'm 0% irish! will ukrainian do?
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