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M-RdotM-A-N  3041 posts
Registered: Oct '01
Date Posted: 2/25/02 2:22pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
If I was talkin about cows I woulda asked if you were starin at her utters.....unless shes obese like that...

*shrugs*

 

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Smuggler-of-Mos-Espa  19267 posts
Registered: Jan '02
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 2:23pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
I wish if she knew you said that it'd ruin EIF's chances with her.

 

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jedi-mind-trick  8281 posts
Title: Manager Emeritus
 Registered: Jul '01
6165_Padme
Date Posted: 2/25/02 2:28pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Why in the world are you sitting here talking to us about this when you should be up at the Target talking to her?!

Go!

Ask her out for coffee or ice cream or lunch!

Good luck!

 
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EagleIFilms  8744 posts
Title: Retired Chapter Rep
 Registered: Apr '01
41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 2/25/02 2:30pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Why in the world are you sitting here talking to us about this when you should be up at the Target talking to her?!

A) I'm a Star Wars/Trek Geek
B) I don't know how old she is
C) I've never asked a girl out before

Is that reason enough for ya? wink

 

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JediFarfy  3744 posts
Title: FanForce CR Seattle, WA
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 Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:09pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Nothing gets me more excited than a girl in a Target uniform. Ladies take note.

Well, then I better take a picture of me in my outfit! wink

Just go for it.

BTW--Target is evil! As for "uniform", it's just a red shirt and khaki pants, and the new nametags. Ugh. And now I have to go to work....

JediFarfy

 

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EagleIFilms  8744 posts
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 Registered: Apr '01
41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:20pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Do you work in Charlotte?

Is your name Catharine?

(wouldn't that be a coincidence!)

 

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IAmTheDarkSide  4100 posts
Registered: Jan '02
6608_Princess Leia
Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:22pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
This thread = laugh laugh laugh

Anyway, EagleI, you remind me of...me. sad grin

 

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Waning Drill  6124 posts
Registered: Dec '99
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:26pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
There used to be these two guys who would always come in and hit on the cashiers at Kmart. I found myself having to repeatedly kick them out.

 
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Palpazzar  1684 posts
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:29pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Eagle, all you have to do is be smooth. You need some lines to woo her. Try this approach:

Start out with the classic "Are you an angel?"

When she askes you what you said that is your cue. Tell her, "Join me, and together we can rule *insert town here* as boyfriend and girlfriend!"

At this point she will be giving you a funny look. Don't worry, that means it's working. Since your getting to her, say "Soon you will call me....... master".

Expect her to call you a freak, geek, or other word. Show her your a man now. Reply with, "This is an unusual move for her. It's too aggressive."

Now to ask her out. Tell her of your favorite resturant and offer "I would be honored if you would me."

IF (and this is a big if) she refuses these lines, all is not lost. Simply tell her "I find your lack of faith disturbing!" And quickly leave before security arrives. But don't worry, you'll have her the next time you ask for sure wink

 

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Lolipon  904 posts
Registered: Aug '99
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:30pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
I've never asked a girl out before

There's always gotta be a first time. grin

 
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EagleIFilms  8744 posts
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:31pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target... - Date Edited: 2/25/02 3:31pm (1 edits total) Edited By: EagleIFilms
LOL Palpazzar!

Using Star Wars quotes to get a date...I wonder if it's ever worked.

 

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StarFire  3563 posts
Registered: Oct '01
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:32pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
plain

 

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M-RdotM-A-N  3041 posts
Registered: Oct '01
Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:33pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Ok, I dunno, that might work at tha Magic: The Gathering tournaments, but this is tha real world.

 

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IAmTheDarkSide  4100 posts
Registered: Jan '02
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Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:34pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
"I see you schwartz is as big as mine...SH*T!"

 

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EagleIFilms  8744 posts
Title: Retired Chapter Rep
 Registered: Apr '01
41999_Rick McCallum
Date Posted: 2/25/02 3:34pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Why the plain , Starfire?

What do you find so plain ish about my thread?

 

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