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JediMaster22 Registered: Oct '99	Date Posted: 2/25/02 10:29pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	U make me Wanna see what she looks like, dude... comon, man stop talking about her, or I'll Have to ask you to post a picture of her!
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WindexedStormtrooper Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 2/25/02 10:37pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Who are you talking about, the young chick or the 'grumpy grandmother'???? -----signature----- JC Penney is comin' here because'a me! David Lee Roth is your ice cream man - stop him while he's passing by!
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JediMaster22 Registered: Oct '99	Date Posted: 2/25/02 10:41pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	The HOT cashier at Target.
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Double_Sting Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 5:09am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Try this link It's for how to ask out your local barmaid, but I'm sure you could extend it to how to ask out the waitress instead -----signature----- no, i will not fix your computer
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EagleIFilms Title: Retired Chapter Rep Registered: Apr '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 6:16am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	She's, um, not a waitress. Anyway, JM22, I can just see the scene. Me (camera in hand): Mind if I take your picture for this horny guy at TheForce.Net forums? Catharine: Yes. Me: Damn! -----signature----- It's okay, not everyone can do post-modern. http://twitter.com/gregoryharbin http://gregory.harbn.com
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Red_Oktobur Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 6:47am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	no no you have to get her up with a newspaper, then you put on some glasses with a crappy camera and say: Can I take your picture, for the school paper? Lie. If there's anything you can squeeze by it's lying
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EagleIFilms Title: Retired Chapter Rep Registered: Apr '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 6:56am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Hey, that's a great idea. Maybe I should get some dorky glasses too. Oh yeah, she knows I'm homeschooled. Maybe I'll say it's for the local paper. But then she'd never see it. Damn! Foiled again! -----signature----- It's okay, not everyone can do post-modern. http://twitter.com/gregoryharbin http://gregory.harbn.com
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Double_Sting Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 11:56am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Oh sorry. Waitress, cashier, same thing -----signature----- no, i will not fix your computer
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DarkATX Registered: Sep '00	Date Posted: 2/26/02 12:42pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Do what I do... Go up to her and say... "You know you want me!" "I know, that you know, that you want me.." Unfortunately, I never make it to the second line since I run into the irresistable "Don't flatter yourself!" retort followed by the ever loveable, "Clean-up in Cashier's aisle 6!!!" Now that's just a worse case scenario...hell why not try this one. Tell her you're an amatuer filmmaker (clarify the subject matter you're filming or you'll lose her for sure) and mention that you'd love to have her in the starring role. Take it from a guy whose been slapped by more women than he could remember... Oh yeah, if she gets upset...say you suffer from Turret's Syndrome and RUN before she can slap a restraining order against you.
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Fluke_Groundwalker Registered: Aug '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 1:05pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Quote dialogue from Half Baked, particularly: "B****, you know what I want!" She'll be yours in no time. -----signature----- Good gosh almighty, thank God for Fluke! Look who's back, baby! JC Mod Squad: Shooting down opinions since 1998 --- I am a full supporter of war with Iraq.
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WindexedStormtrooper Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 2:52pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Here's an idea, albeit unconventional... go into target, and grab some cigars, and bring them up to her register. If she sells them to you without asking for your driver's license, then she likes you! -----signature----- JC Penney is comin' here because'a me! David Lee Roth is your ice cream man - stop him while he's passing by!
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Ariana Lang Registered: Oct '99	Date Posted: 2/26/02 2:58pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Was EagleIFilms an Admin yesterday???? -----signature----- Delta Delta Delta To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world Ariana+Palpazzar=
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Ender Registered: Aug '98	Date Posted: 2/26/02 2:59pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	Just get lots of cash. Cash is the key to getting the chicks. Cash makes you look like Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt to them. It works better than beer!
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FlamingSword Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 3:00pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target... - Date Edited: 2/26/02 3:01pm (1 edits total) Edited By: FlamingSword
	Not that I remember!!! I was wondering the same thing!
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WindexedStormtrooper Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 2/26/02 4:50pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
	I was wondering that too, but then I saw other people with the exact same icon (padme)that said 'admin'...so it may just be a new icon everyone can have....OR he could be an admin!! Anyways, Eagle...how many times have you been to Target to check out this girl, and how much stuff have you bought? -----signature----- JC Penney is comin' here because'a me! David Lee Roth is your ice cream man - stop him while he's passing by!
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