Author Topic: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
EagleIFilms  8744 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 1:52pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Next time, try buying Star Trek videos and vaseline. Sure to get a reaction.

laugh

Anyway, to answer a question from farther up..

how many times have you been to Target to check out this girl, and how much stuff have you bought?

I have not ever GONE to Target to check the girl out. I go to Target when I need stuff, and she just happens to be there every time.

Oh, and last time I went, I bought the SW Vanity Fair.

 

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DarthYama  1005 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 1:56pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Whoever listed nice female names forgot Ava.

But anyway, offer to steal a carcass for her and feed on the virus. It worked for me. Of course, she knew exactly where it was from (Deftones) and what it meant in the context of the situation.

 

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Ariana Lang  5057 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 2:31pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Dude, I gave my story. Everyone ignored it. cry

 

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Anonymous_Jedi  3531 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 3:16pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target... - Date Edited: 2/27/02 3:19pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Anonymous_Jedi
Ariana.. I didn't read all the posts but I read most of the first page.. and I checked ur pick in your profile..


"I'm not beautiful, but I'm smart! And I have a good sense of humor! And I am really really outgoing! But does that matter?? Nooooo...because I'm not a 32 D. "


Riiiight, what kind of odd image of beauty do you have? There's a difference between being hot and being beautiful. In my opinion beauty is more rare, and more preferable, and you do have beauty.

 

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Waning Drill  6124 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 3:18pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
I could probably tell you that, and I don't even go to her school. cool

 

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M-RdotM-A-N  3041 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 3:32pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
32D breastesses? WHERE?!?!?!

 

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Ariana Lang  5057 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 8:05pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target... - Date Edited: 2/27/02 8:06pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Ariana Lang
No no no. I'm talking about my (absolutely fascinating) grocery store story.



And BTW, do you people not realize that senior yearbook photos ALWAYS have people looking 30 times as good as they do in real life? C'mon...y'all were high schoolers once! plain

 

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eaglejedi  5104 posts
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Date Posted: 2/27/02 8:15pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
No they don't. Almost every girl I've had a serious crush on, I've been unable to find a decent photo of, including a girl I used to like, who was a senior last year. Her yearbook pictures all did not do her justice. She herself said she didn't like her main yearbook picture.

 

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Toph  73 posts
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Date Posted: 2/28/02 1:01am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
"I'm not beautiful, but I'm smart! And I have a good sense of humor!" said Ariana Lang.

Not wanting to be too personal, but I looked at the two pics you have up and find you quite beautiful infact.

On the other hand not everyone needs to be smart. But I do really appreciate a great sense of humour.

Cheers

Toph

 

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KnightWriter  34436 posts
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Date Posted: 2/28/02 1:06am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Eagle IF, does Vanity Fair (which I also flipped through, for the sole purpose of reading the SW article) not have the most obscene amount of ads and garbage you've ever seen? If I had to read that every week, I don't know what I'd do.

 

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EagleIFilms  8744 posts
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Date Posted: 2/28/02 5:38am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Yes, it does.

It's obscene.

I couldn't stand to really read Vanity Fair.

Not to mention that the articles are crap.

But anyway, Ariana, I think you look nice too!

 

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Dark_Lord_Erik  5162 posts
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Date Posted: 2/28/02 6:05am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
EagleIFilms, I went to Target just yesterday. I bought Suicide Kings on DVD for $9.94.

I asked the hot girl working there if she knew who you were. She said no. She said that no one has ever bought Star Trek magazines and acne medicine from her.

Why must you make up stories and post them here? Why?

 

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EagleIFilms  8744 posts
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Date Posted: 2/28/02 6:09am Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target... - Date Edited: 2/28/02 6:10am (1 edits total) Edited By: EagleIFilms
Er...

When I say, 'I talk to her', I sort of just mean I glace at her out of the corner of my eye. sad





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Ric Olie's Hairdresser  1375 posts
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Date Posted: 2/28/02 3:27pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
Not only is this one of the funniest threads in a while, it has spawned more cross-references in other threads than I have seen in ages. Good stuff.

 

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IAmTheDarkSide  4100 posts
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Date Posted: 2/28/02 3:32pm Subject: RE: So there's this really hot girl at Target...
So, how do you guys pronounce it? Tar-git, or Targe-ay

 

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