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Author Topic: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Kiki-Gonn 
Registered: Feb '01
6549_Chewbacca
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:20am Subject: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!) - Date Edited: 4/15/02 9:24am (1 edits total) Edited By: Kiki-Gonn
Okay, here I am at (drum roll please) the last minute trying to do my taxes.
What have I learned so far? That I should be punished for doing my part for the economy by buying a house in the immediate post 9/11 era.
Well isn't that nice?
These filthy scumbags are lower than dirt... and I don't want to hear any 'Hey, they're just doing their job' crap out of any of you.
So are the people who play musac or do Saddam's bidding.
Why does it have to be so complicated?
Because that's the conspiracy. They make it so ridiculously complicated that they can screw anyone they want out of money with impunity.
I also don't want to hear 'I don't have any problem with mine' Good for you, shut up.
In closing.. burn, burn, burn you fetid mounds of bureaucratic waste.

 

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Darth_AYBABTU 
Registered: Mar '01
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:26am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)

What? You don't appreciate the 17,000 page federal tax code?

You unpatriotic slob!

AYBABTU

 

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GasCabbie 
Registered: Jun '01
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:26am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
*shuts up*

 

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Jedi knight Pozzi 
Registered: Apr '00
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:27am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
AYBABTU, you came across as rather serious with that number.

PLEASE tell me that's a joke.

 

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PreacherBoy 
Registered: Aug '98
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:30am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
I had my lovely tax return sent to me ultra-fast, thanks the filing my taxes electronically. I love the IRS.

 

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Darth_AYBABTU 
Registered: Mar '01
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:31am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!) - Date Edited: 4/15/02 9:31am (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth_AYBABTU

I honestly can't remember the last time I posted anything serious on here. I feel Kiki-Gonn's pain, though I didn't have to pay as much extra this time as last.

But I was serious about the 17,000 page part.

AYBABTU

 

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Kiki-Gonn 
Registered: Feb '01
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:32am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
The wife and I have a HEFTY fee to pay this time... and I ain't talkin' about garbage bags either.

 

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Jedi knight Pozzi 
Registered: Apr '00
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:34am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
`But I was serious about the 17,000 page part.'

I can't believe it. So it is a joke then. plain

 

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B'omarr 
Registered: Apr '00
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:36am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Don't you get a tax break for buying your house? You can deduct your property taxes, your interest paid and such. Is it more difficult now because of the added paperwork?

You should at least get money back.

 

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Lieutenant_Page 
Registered: Mar '01
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:40am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
I got my wonderful 11.00 tax return today...I'm going to Hawaii tongue

 

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Kiki-Gonn 
Registered: Feb '01
6549_Chewbacca
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:40am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
We only bought the house in the last qtr of the year so the breaks didn't add up to as much as our standard deduction BUT we get punished for the extra 'income' of cashing in assets for the house buy angry

 

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Darth_AYBABTU 
Registered: Mar '01
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:42am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)

See. Capital gains don't only hurt the insanely wealthy. Unless Kiki-Gonn is insanely wealthy, in which case never mind.

AYBABTU

 

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Kiki-Gonn 
Registered: Feb '01
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:46am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Middle class right here!

 

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Darth_AYBABTU 
Registered: Mar '01
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:49am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)

You should have bought an electric car and/or gotten really fat and deducted the expenses associated with your weight loss efforts.

And/or have Arthur Anderson do your accounting. They have a lovely tax shelter in the Caymans I'm sure they'd love to show you.

AYBABTU

 

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Hama 
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Registered: Jun '00
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:49am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
I e-filed a 1040EZ form, and I'm getting a $1,100 refund. I love the IRS!

 

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PreacherBoy 
Registered: Aug '98
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:51am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
My total State and Federal return came to that amount. E-filing is the way to go. You get it fast.

 

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