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Darth_AYBABTU 
Registered: Mar '01
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:51am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)

Don't love the IRS because you got a refund. They still got off better than you. They've been holding onto your money.

$$ + time = more money

More money that they got and you didn't.

AYBABTU

 

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PreacherBoy 
Registered: Aug '98
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:52am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
I would have blown the money on stupid crap anyways. They're doing me a favor by holding onto it.

 

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Hama 
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Retired RSA

Registered: Jun '00
14779_Ghosts ROTJ
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:52am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Don't worry -- my love is fleeting. I had to pay $300 the year before.

 

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B'omarr 
Registered: Apr '00
8031_B'omarr
Date Posted: 4/15/02 9:54am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Ouch.

The IRS takes about 30% of my paycheck now, and I am far from wealthy.

*eats caviar and drinks a bucket of champagne*

 

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leia393 
Registered: Mar '01
6570_Princess Leia
Date Posted: 4/15/02 10:03am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Don't get so excited about a tax refund. It's all your money anyways.

I had to pay about $500 because I cashed savings bonds to buy this computer, which ticks me off, but my parents are going to pay the IRS for me. grrr, I'm 18 years old, why do I need to be paying taxes to a government that can't even fix the potholes on my street?

 

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saerah 
Registered: May '99
7430_Padme
Date Posted: 4/15/02 10:31am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
The State of Maryland is a joke. I owe them a whole $18.90. Wow. I wonder where those sorely needed funds will go.

 

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Kiki-Gonn 
Registered: Feb '01
6549_Chewbacca
Date Posted: 4/15/02 10:38am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Yes, stop being excited about your refunds... that's your money!

That's like gettting excited 'cause someone who stole your wallet is giving you a couple of bucks back.
The illusion that you're 'getting something' is part of the conspiracy.

 

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saerah 
Registered: May '99
7430_Padme
Date Posted: 4/15/02 10:43am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
at least i had plenty of medical expenses i was able to deduct. Otherwise, I would have been screwed.

 

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Darth_AYBABTU 
Registered: Mar '01
Date Posted: 4/15/02 11:22am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)

Here in Alabama, those of us who are entitled to a refund from the state might have to wait a while. The state doesn't have the money.

plain

AYBABTU

 

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Obi-Zahn Kenobi 
Registered: Aug '99
6134_Count Dooku
Date Posted: 4/15/02 11:58am Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Agreed.

The IRS should be disbanded and replaced with the ERS.

External revenue service. grin wink Tribute and international hate, here we come!

 

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Nabooty_Call 
Title: MidSouth RSA
Registered: Sep '00
20252_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 4/15/02 2:33pm Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Yep, those of us who don't own a home or invest heavily should count ourselves lucky, at least where taxes are concerned...I may not own the roof over my head, but it only took a short amount of time to get mine done.

...was doing taxes and watching a movie--Steve Martin in "The Jerk" laugh Laughed so hard, my tax form info may not all be correct shock

 

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Obi-Zahn Kenobi 
Registered: Aug '99
6134_Count Dooku
Date Posted: 4/15/02 2:36pm Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!) - Date Edited: 4/15/02 2:56pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Obi-Zahn Kenobi
Speaking of "jerk" and "taxes", there's a thread on the official sit that is titled "call anyone a jerk here!".

I got banned for calling someone a jerk. plain

He was a troll too. Over there he is a mod though.

Admittedly, I shouldn't have called him a jerk. blush I'm angry at myself. sad

EDIT: Wow, I must be the only person ever to get unbanned twice at the OS.

 

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tenorjedi 
Registered: Aug '00
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Date Posted: 4/15/02 2:49pm Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Hate the past 100 years of congressional legislation, not the IRS. And you can blame the taxpayer. For every tax law passed there's probably 10 new rulings to go along with it, because people try to use it as a loophole.

And don't be too upset about how large the taxcode is. I'm expected to know all of it if I'm going to pass the Enrolled Agent test this summer (Plus my clients think I should have every number and tax table memorized completely).

As for me, I got back $248 and turned around and paid the state and city $326 combined.

 

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Kiki-Gonn 
Registered: Feb '01
6549_Chewbacca
Date Posted: 4/15/02 3:29pm Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Don't worry tenor, you like SW so are thus spared from our hate (and you're right about legislators) happy

 

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RidingMyCarousel 
Registered: Feb '02
42239_Binary Sunset
Date Posted: 4/15/02 6:22pm Subject: RE: The IRS can rot in hell (diatribe + a bonus conspiracy theory!)
Oh crap. Taxes. When do I file for them? Seriously....

 

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