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Author Topic: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
JediASolo 
Registered: Dec '01
14724_Keira Knightley
Date Posted: 5/5/02 4:06pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
pretty ugly
peace force


k, done now wink grin

 

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Everything else was taken.
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Zuku 
Registered: Apr '02
6264_Darth Maul
Date Posted: 5/5/02 4:23pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
This is my attempt...

Intelligent stupidity. grin

 

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Este castigo me duele, no me hace bien.
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Socky-the-Sock 
Registered: May '01
5972_No Icon
Date Posted: 5/5/02 5:12pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
ModSquad Justice

 

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I am a Sock
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KiLLainDaHoOd666 
Registered: May '02
Date Posted: 5/5/02 5:15pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
Cool JC'er
Warm Ice Cream
short Giant

 

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I am the masta DiSasTa
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jedivalens 
Registered: Apr '01
6338_New Republic Seal
Date Posted: 5/5/02 5:16pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
"Training to become a Jedi is not an easy challenge"

- Qui-Gon Jinn

 

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"Bunch of savages in this town!"
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jedivalens 
Registered: Apr '01
6338_New Republic Seal
Date Posted: 5/5/02 5:22pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
heres some more:

Government Organization
Alone Together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Same Difference
Taped Live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Healthy Tan
Dry Ice


and one of my favorites..........



Microsoft Works

 

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"Bunch of savages in this town!"
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jayme_ 
Registered: Jan '02
14853_Anakin and Padme
Date Posted: 5/5/02 5:37pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
Cool Mod.

I mean...;\

 

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"I'm not afraid to die." - Padme
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Jedi_Master_Arra 
Registered: Nov '01
Date Posted: 5/5/02 5:41pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
Uhh...friendly farraday?


shock J/K

 

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Proud member of the Boston Rebels! cool
Elite 1 in the Jedi Outcasts/Jedi 6 in the AOTCDF
"For the love of Ewan... love "-RingThane
*~Adopted little sis of Neon Star~*
"Blue man not like my art!" tongue
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Malazaf 
Registered: Apr '02
Date Posted: 5/5/02 5:49pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
Pacifistic Despotic Legions of death

 

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Te aurdire no possum.Musa sapienum fixa est in aura.
ALL ROVE LOVE U LONG TIME!!!1
I wanna go to sugercandy mountain!!!!!1
14th Century ways are the best ways.
×ÖDiaeresisesÖ×
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EmpressPalpatine 
Registered: Mar '01
6014_Queen Amidala
Date Posted: 5/5/02 6:56pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
Moral Majority...

 

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JediSenoj451 
Registered: May '01
14981_Concept Bride
Date Posted: 5/5/02 7:00pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread! - Date Edited: 5/5/02 7:01pm (1 edits total) Edited By: JediSenoj451
Check out my Bio. You'll see one of my favorite oxymorons. happy

Another favorite is...

Microsoft Works.

***Senoj***

 

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When did cake learn to talk? And how does it know my name?
Reconciliation: http://fanfic.theforce.net/fanfic.asp?action=view&ID=1291
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Tobie_Wan 
Registered: Mar '02
20939_Luke Skywalker
Date Posted: 5/5/02 7:03pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
Pure Bologna.

 

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there's beauty in your lies
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EmpressPalpatine 
Registered: Mar '01
6014_Queen Amidala
Date Posted: 5/5/02 7:38pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
One size fits all....

 

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Darth_Ignant 
Registered: Oct '01
6458_Ewan and Temuera
Date Posted: 5/5/02 8:00pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread!
To me, an oxymoron will always be a pimply teenager...but as for the other kind:

Male Intellect
American fashion
Pretty ugly
Rush hour
Religious tolerance
Found missing

 

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I hereby declare Manchester United FC to be truely the team of craptacular-ness and I accept that epic is correct in his denouncing of them, the team he foolishly supports. LFC FOREVER YNWA..
"Okay. I'm a fat lunatic. Does that make you happy? Does it? "
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Porkins in a Speedo 
Registered: May '99
Date Posted: 5/5/02 8:33pm Subject: RE: The ***~Oxymoron~*** thread! - Date Edited: 5/5/02 8:36pm (1 edits total) Edited By: Porkins in a Speedo
legally drunk

EDIT: (as in dui cases)

 

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