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deltron_zero
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5/27/02 12:38am
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Keanu vs. Mr. T 
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Porkins in a Speedo
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Radiohead
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5/27/02 12:48am
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I pity da foo' who don't like Mr. T!
Oh yeah, Keanu Reeves... terrible actor.
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Radiohead
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5/27/02 12:50am
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Douple post.
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JediMaster22
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5/27/02 1:03am
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Does he actually say "Dude" a lot?
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Radiohead
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5/27/02 1:12am
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Well, maybe Keanu_Reeves will answer that question himself. Waiting for his next post...
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Goldberry
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5/27/02 7:40am
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Welcome to Rivendell... Mr. Underhill...
Oh wait - wrong movie, and he never says that... But I thought he would!
Whoah. 
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Lieutenant_Page
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5/27/02 4:00pm
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"Yes, and that thanks to leaders such as Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, and Socratic Method, the world is full of history. "
"It seems to me that the only thing you have learned is that Caesar was a salad dressing dude." 
Ahh... I love that movie so much!
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Bithysith
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5/27/02 4:06pm
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"Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."
"My name is... Ted... Theodore...Logan!"
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Keanu_Reeves
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5/28/02 3:44pm
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Why are there so many uncool assumptions of my actorial abilities? My acting prowess rivals that of a young Marlon Brando, a mature Tom Hanks, or an alive James Dean. Dudes, why is Keanu (that’s me) cool? Look at my prolific career and you clearly will realize that I am WHOA worthy.
Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
I gained awesome recognition with the release of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure, the first part of what I call The Bill and Ted Trilogy. This trilogy is better than the Star Wars or The Godfather Trilogy. I mean, dudes, how can you beat the Wyld Stallyns? The film combined the fun of historical accuracy with the awesome technology of time-travel. The result? WHOA! Its state of the art special effects and time-traveling story made the fact that I can’t read less noticeable. And Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted “Theodore” Logan are the most totally awesome duo in the history of movies: better than Butch Cassidy and that Sundance dude. A most excellent masterpiece in the pantheon of coolness.
Whoa. I just totally used the word “pantheon”… DUDE!
Much Ado About Nothing
After working on the Bill and Ted Trilogy, I played Don John in the most totally awesome remake of Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing. It wasn’t a stretch for me since I am a classically trained Shakespearean actor dude. My accent was most excellent. It might have been English or one of those countries that isn’t America. Those dudes talk really smart. I’m sure all of you remember my most memorable line from Much Ado: “I had rather be a canker in a most bogus hedge than a rose in his grace... If I had my mouth, I WOULD BITE, DUDE! If I had my liberty, I would do my liking the most awesome fullest. In the meantime, let me be that I am, Keanu, and SEEK NOT TO ALTER ME! WHOA! I JUST DID SHAKESPEARE!”
Speed
And Speed was one of the most great movie thrillers ever. Dude, the movie was a believable take on what would happen when a maniacal sociopath that looks like Dennis Hopper puts a bomb on a bus with people in it. It’s a subject that truly affects our modern world.
Johnny Mnemonic
And who could forget Johnny Mnemonic? I’m hoping it’s me… That was a totally uncool and bogus movie. Dude.
The Matrix Trilogy
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Perhaps my most cool movie. In this one, I play a smart guy (DUDE!) who discovers that the world around him is really a computer simulation called The Matrix. Whoa… that’s a lot to take in. Even for a smart dude like me. I am Neo. I am The One. And I do karate, dudes!
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I’m sure you’re all wondering what my next project will be. Well, I play a British time-traveler named Neo who totally kicks ass. That movie will make you say whoa like crazy.
Dudes, you cannot stop my acting mojo. For I am Keanu.
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Radiohead
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5/28/02 4:00pm
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Riiight...
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The-Cow-Goes-Moo
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5/28/02 4:01pm
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This is a joke, right? Please, someone tell me this is a joke. *cries* Make it end!
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DarthSkeptical
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5/28/02 4:33pm
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There is nothing to appreciate--unless you'd like to learn about acting through negative example.
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Darth_Dragon_7
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5/28/02 4:36pm
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Keanu's only good movies were the Matrix, which the movie was so good any actor could have played his part;and Devil's Advocate, which Al Pacino ws in so there again, any actor could be in that role.
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DarthMak
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"There's a bomb on your bus!"
"I don't know you man!"
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