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Author Topic: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Sithman 
Registered: Jul '99
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Date Posted: 6/4/02 6:42pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Ummmmm, one comment:


Thank goodness I live in the suburbs. grin

 

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Master_of_Darkness 
Registered: Feb '02
Date Posted: 6/4/02 6:50pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Well, I live in a great area, so no uhhhh.... dead people are gonna start knocking on my door, offering me booze, or cops, well, over here, they're patrolling the streets, not waiting to spend their own hard earned money buying people booze.

I remember when I was like 17 me, and a few of my friends were at this one place, when, all of a sudden, we all heard a large boom. It turned out to be a crash in which a truck drived straight into a video store. And, right before going there, the cop got some donuts tongue .

 

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Rogue1-and-a-half 
Title: Manager: Amphitheatre
Registered: Nov '00
16485_Wedge Antilles
Date Posted: 6/4/02 7:06pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Good story, Jotun. laugh Ahahahah!

Oh, and the story was good too. wink

 

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BYOB_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '00
7901_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/4/02 7:26pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
"And right before going there, the cop got some donuts."

Oops!

 

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PloKloon1138 
Registered: Apr '01
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Date Posted: 6/4/02 7:29pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Well, this thread certainly is... interesting. wink

 

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jedijedi 
Registered: May '02
13873_Anakin & Padmé
Date Posted: 6/4/02 7:30pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
LOL laugh

 

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BYOB_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '00
7901_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/4/02 8:03pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
I never meant this to be funny. It was truly a frightening experience up until I found out what was going on.

And even so, the guy lived alone. He coulda been stuck in there a long time before anyone found him. It's just that lying there in bed listening to his screaming and pounding, I kept thinking Marathon Man like the guy was getting dental work sans anesthetic or some such thing. sad

 

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jedijedi 
Registered: May '02
13873_Anakin & Padmé
Date Posted: 6/4/02 8:06pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Why couldn't he have just broken down the bathroom door???

 

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BYOB_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '00
7901_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/4/02 8:10pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
I don't know. Maybe he's a small guy. That and the doorjam on the bathroom doorways is on the hallway side. Harder to bust through that way.

 

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jedijedi 
Registered: May '02
13873_Anakin & Padmé
Date Posted: 6/4/02 8:15pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
I see. But if he was a small guy, I don't think he could've knocked the electricity out of the bathroom.

Anyway, that is pretty frightening. I thought you were listening to a murder in progress.

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BYOB_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '00
7901_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/4/02 8:32pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night - Date Edited: 6/4/02 8:33pm (1 edits total) Edited By: BYOB_Kenobi
Well at the very least, kidnapping or spousal abuse was foremost on my mind.

"...if he was a small guy, I don't think he could've knocked the electricity out of the bathroom."

Good point. Maybe he was just stupid. After all, he did get himself trapped in his own bathroom. That's almost as bad as getting lost in your own museum.

 

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jedijedi 
Registered: May '02
13873_Anakin & Padmé
Date Posted: 6/4/02 8:37pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
LOL. I wonder if he even tried to knock down the door. silly

 

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BYOB_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '00
7901_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/4/02 8:38pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Like I said, that woulda been damn hard to do if his bathroom door was anything like mine.

Honestly, the doors in this apartment building don't hold up very well at all. I think at best my front door might be able to keep out a squirrel or two.

 

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BYOB_Kenobi 
Registered: Dec '00
7901_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/5/02 1:44pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
Update:

There was no pounding or screaming last night, and I never got my bottle of booze. sad

 

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jedijedi 
Registered: May '02
13873_Anakin & Padmé
Date Posted: 6/5/02 2:06pm Subject: RE: Things that go bump ...and "HELP ME!!!"... in the night
LOL. laugh Darn.

 

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