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Author Topic: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
Skyler 
Registered: May '00
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Date Posted: 6/5/02 2:54am Subject: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
because i sure do. it's seriously one of the best feelings on earth!

 

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HawkNC 
Title: FanForce RSA
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Registered: Oct '01
Date Posted: 6/5/02 2:55am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
*Points to building on the hill*


Nuthouse is there, please make your way to it with all possible speed.

 

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Skyler 
Registered: May '00
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Date Posted: 6/5/02 2:58am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
i have a Q-tip in my ear even as i type this

 

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Darth_Dagsy 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Nov '00
6623_X-Wing Fighter
Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:14am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
You know, its bad to use Q-tips to clean your ears...it pushes the ear wax further in, and can cause all sorts of problems.

 

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Sturm Antilles 
Title: Former Manager
Registered: Jun '00
39833_Anakin
Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:16am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
Depends on how far you push it in.

...Oh yeah, that's the spot...

 

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Darth_Dagsy 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Nov '00
6623_X-Wing Fighter
Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:19am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
Sturm, I can sorta see you shaking your leg like a dog that is getting its belly scratched.

Probably not a flattering picture of you....

 

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Sturm Antilles 
Title: Former Manager
Registered: Jun '00
39833_Anakin
Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:23am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
That's funny...After rereading my post, I imagine myself in a completely different position... laugh

 

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Darth_Dagsy 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:25am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
[face_shocked]

Man, how could I completely miss that one?

I must be slipping.

 

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Darth Dark Helmet 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Dec '99
46570_NaNoWriMo
Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:29am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating? - Date Edited: 6/5/02 3:30am (1 edits total) Edited By: Darth Dark Helmet
I find you all revolting. Ear cleaning should not be discussed in public, it should be kept behind closed doors, bewteen a man and his wife, where it belongs.

 

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Darth_Dagsy 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Nov '00
6623_X-Wing Fighter
Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:39am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
angry

You conservatives always pushing your 'family values' down out throats.

If I want to discuss ear cleaning with people other then my wife, I have every right to, so long as I cover my Q-Tip.

Its our animal instincts to discuss ear cleaning with as many people as we can.

 

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Lord_Coras 
Registered: Oct '01
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Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:42am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
laugh

 

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ArtificialStupidity 
Registered: Apr '02
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Date Posted: 6/5/02 3:50am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
I prefer the feel of dirtiness within my Ear-leaf.



If you are hungry - and have nothing inside your fridge - the fluids in your Ear might save the day.

 

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The Bigger Fish 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Apr '00
20252_Obi-Wan Kenobi
Date Posted: 6/5/02 4:07am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
Yeah, sometimes it feels orgasmic!

Go me!

 

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Darth Dark Helmet 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Dec '99
46570_NaNoWriMo
Date Posted: 6/5/02 4:12am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
All of this ear lust is what's sending the world to hell.

 

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The Bigger Fish 
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Registered: Apr '00
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Date Posted: 6/5/02 4:51am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
laugh

 

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Mastadge 
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Registered: Jun '99
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Date Posted: 6/5/02 5:04am Subject: RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
You know when you get the Q-tip in just far enough that it really hurts, and yet at the same time it's immensely pleasurable? I believe the technical term for that is eargasm.

 

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