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Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
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Jedi-Finney
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Mar '01
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6/5/02 5:05am
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ummm... 
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RoboNerd
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6/5/02 6:40am
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RE: Do you find cleaning your ears to be extremely stimulating?
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So do you suppose they already have a patent for a q-tip machine that automatically spins it around for you? You know, like an electric toothbrush.
//flips switch on
BuzzzZZZZZzzzzz....zzzZZZZZzzz....
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
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EDIT: Just thought of something... a quote from Airplane;
"Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know what that finger's been!" -- Captain Rex Kramer (Robert Stack)
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Darth_Ignant
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6/5/02 7:00am
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I like the ear cleaning part, it just sucks that it takes me 30 minutes to hack through the bushy hair that sprouts out 
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jedilona
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6/5/02 7:04am
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And nooooooo I don't..
I'm sure I'll be told that I'm missing out.
Eargasm?
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sith1137
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6/5/02 7:32am
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thats interesting. i sure do. until i hit the ear drum. then it hurts like the dickens.
ouch
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Darth_Iquitous
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Are you insane? I second the motion of suggesting you go to the nuthouse.
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JediofJade
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The eargasms make hygiene fun and enjoyable! I'm up to 2 ear cleanings at least every day. It's even better when the Q-tip doesn't have a lot of cotton on it and is kinda hard...oooh *shiver*
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AmazingB
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6/5/02 9:19am
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You're all gonna go blind.
Amazing.
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Mrs_MayimNaar
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You're supposed to use a bobby pin, not a q-tip! That way you can scoop it all out. Then you do a sweep of the q-tip to pick up any crumbs left behind.
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obi-wannabe1
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... 
*backs out of thread slowly*
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GrandMoffTarkin
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6/5/02 9:24am
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Actually, Amazing, I think it'll be deaf!
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jedilona
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6/5/02 9:33am
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Ok, I'm getting worried that I keep checking this thread out...........
and enjoying it.
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Maveric
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Oct '99
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6/5/02 9:33am
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I do both at two at one time. Double your pleasure, if you know waht I mean. 
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Katya_Jade
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6/5/02 9:42am
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I like to use the vacuum cleaner. Gives me a nice tingly sensation.
Afterwards, I like to sit in front of the tv with the closed captioning on.
Fun times. Neat.
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B'omarr
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I'm a Scorpio, so of course I like having my ears cleaned. I'd rather have someone else do it though, and not with a Q-tip.
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