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sacul-1138
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6/11/02 1:54pm
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Give me your best tirade of insults using only Movie Quotes
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I'm feeling a bit too happy please feel free to bring me down a notch.
*Feel free to mix up comments from several movies if you like, change words...go nuts.
The companion to my other thread Give your best pep talk using only Movie Quotes.
not to flame just for fun kids so play nice.
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"Slippery when Schizophrenic"
Plays SGT Myers in XXX 2: State of the union.
(yeah I'm bragging..so what punk!!)
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Kerr_Plunk
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6/11/02 1:56pm
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"You stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!"
just thought i'd get that out of the way 
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anakin_girl
Title: Founding Member & Retired FF CR
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6/11/02 2:02pm
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"I haven't seen a walk like that since Jurassic Park."
"You ever notice that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm!"
"When I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated."
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B'omarr
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6/11/02 2:14pm
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"You're momma was a snow-blower" -Short Circuit
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Not the way you thought it was
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JangoFettClone
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6/11/02 2:17pm
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"You sir look quite intelligent, but when you open your mouth the effect is lost."
I think that's how it goes.
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Hurry up homerun, you're gonna be a permanent resident
Ninjas are sweet cause they flip out ALL the time!
Cross - Something they nail people to
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sacul-1138
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"The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle"
ACE VENTURA WHEN NATURE CALLS
Or
Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.
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"Slippery when Schizophrenic"
Plays SGT Myers in XXX 2: State of the union.
(yeah I'm bragging..so what punk!!)
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wadda_u_know
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6/11/02 7:32pm
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Something to the effect of:
What do you use for a jockstrap, a peanut shell and a rubber band?
That's not verbatim, but its from Porky's.
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"Can't say I'm a huge fan of virginity either. However, not liking it hasn't gotten me kicked out of the club."
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Tod
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6/11/02 10:24pm
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"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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Double_Sting
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6/11/02 11:01pm
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Other person: "who?"
You: "who? who? you a f***in' owl now?"
That's from HEAT.
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Killer Ewok
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6/11/02 11:03pm
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
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BobTheGoon
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6/11/02 11:06pm
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"When you girls are done kissing I have an ass-kicking for you!"
-Master Pain, Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
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"Don't let it take over your lives. That's what they all say about Trekkies, and I know Star Wars fans don't do that."
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Darthkarma
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6/11/02 11:18pm
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From ALIENS, the Cameron film.
MALE SOLDIER TO MUSCULAR FEMALE HISPANIC SOLDIER:
Hey Sanchez, anyone ever mistaken you for a man?
SANCHEZ: Hey, anyone ever mistaken YOU for a man?
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Darth Dane
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6/11/02 11:43pm
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Anakin girl: where is that with the sperm from?
DD
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big_boss_nass
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6/11/02 11:48pm
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When I'm done kicking your A** you'll be leaving here with three shoes, Two on your feet and one up your a**. - Will Ferrell
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Qui-Gon Zero
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6/12/02 12:30am
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"Did your parents ever have any children that lived? Yeah? I bet they regret that."
"Do you suck d***s? Are you a peter puffer? No? BS. I bet you can suck a golfball thru a garden hose."
"You look like 250 pounds of chewed bubblegum."
Full Metal Jacket-
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"Ever since I started working, every day has been worse than the last, so that everytime you see me it's the worst day of my life" - Office Space
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"That's a less stupid question, though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way." - Prof. Farnsworth
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Tod
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6/12/02 10:10am
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Here's some classic Marx Brothers insults:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that."
"I know, I know, you're a woman who's been getting nothing but dirty breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten your brakes, but you'll have to stay in the garage all night."
"Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say! You cover a lot of ground yourself. You'd better beat it. I hear they're gonna tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here. You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle."
"-Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
-What!
-I'm sorry I said that. It isn't fair to the rest of the baboons."
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