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rockwilder57
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6/12/02 10:59am
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...You scum sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!
Lucky Day
Three Amigos
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Lieutenant_Page
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6/12/02 11:11am
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"If I were you, I wouldn't pay to see a monster movie. I'd stay home and look in the mirror!"
- Richie from the movie "It"
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JediJeffro
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6/12/02 11:13am
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"Jan's got spirit...yes he do! Jan's got spirit...how about you?"
"Dude...you just LOST."
- Bring It On
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anakin_girl
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6/12/02 2:01pm
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Darth_Dane: from "City Slickers" 
The other two were from "Miss Congeniality" and "Legally Blonde".
Here's one you guys will recognize:
"The ability to speak does not make one intelligent. Now get out of here."
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Ikhnaton
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6/12/02 2:22pm
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You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensable, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell!
oh, you meant movie quotes? 
(that one is from the witches of eastwick)
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VadersLaMent
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6/12/02 3:23pm
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I'm gonna tear your balls off! So you cannot contaminate the rest of the human race!"--Also from Full Metal Jacket
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Deadpool
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6/27/02 9:47pm
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Holden: Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? I know this poor hapless son of a b*tch does. I look into his sorry doe eyes and I just, I see a man crying out. He's crying out, "When Lord? When the f- can your servant ditch this foul-mouthed little chucklehead (B'omarr) to whom I am a constant victim of his folly, so much so that it prevents him from ever getting to kiss a girl, f-! When, Lord when? When's gonna be my time?
Jay and Silent Bob
Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
Lock Stock and two smoking Barrels
Byrne-White: What's your rank?
Dallas: Rank? Why ain't nobody got a rank in Megaforce. 'Cept the Commander, but we all call him Hunter.
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solojones
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6/27/02 9:57pm
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The following tirade is brought to you care of Buddy Ackerman in "Swimming With Sharks"
"You. Have. No. Brain."
"If you were in my toilet, I wouldn't bother flushing you! My BATHmat means more to me than you!"
"You whiney little crybaby! There are thousands of people who would kill for this job, who would kill for the opportunity to be here! I could spit and hit someone who could do this job better than you!"
"Look at Rex here, Vice President of productions at Paramount. Rex, HA! Name belongs to a mut. I mean, if I can get dog boy here a job, anything is possible."
"Shut up, Listen, and Learn!"
"What you think means nothing, what you feel means *chuckle* nothing."
"Whatever happened to standing by your man? Oh, I forgot, you don't stand by your men, you stand on them while you climb up to the next one's bed!"
"Excuse me while I yell at my mongoloid, brain dead assistant."
"If you ever use the f***ing word 'unreachable' again, I swear to God, I will send you G**D*** to the lobby in a MAIL CHUTE!"
And this one's not an insult but it's still low:
"And when you're through- west lobby, tube dress, stiletto heal, hurry *whispering* fetch."
 Buddy is bad
-sj loves kevin spacey
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DarthPhelps
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6/28/02 11:59am
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You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap...and you have no knowledge whatsoever of your potential.
Now...get out!
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Jedi_Master_Arra
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6/28/02 12:03pm
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Are you brain dead?
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big_boss_nass
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6/28/02 12:10pm
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"The last time I saw a nose like that it had an elephant attached to it"
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DimensionX
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6/28/02 12:16pm
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"Your as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly!"
"If somone offers you a ride, I say TAKE It"
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CUBIE_HOLE
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Jun '01
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6/28/02 12:24pm
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"That's right, if God would have wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there"
"how tall are you"
" 5'9" "
" 5'9"? I didn't know they stack s*** that high."
"You better get your head out of your ass son, or I will take a giant s*** on you"
Full Metal Jacket
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Ash_Kinsa
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Jun '02
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6/28/02 1:29pm
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Shucks, my favorite one is from Monty Python and the Holy Gral, and two people have already used them. Oh well, here's more:
"You sumbi***es couldn't close an umbrella!"
"Police officer: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation. Sheriff:The god**** Germans got nothin' to do with it!
"Oh , I love your suits. It must be a b**** getting a size 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf."
From Smokey and the Bandit
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The Irish Jedi
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6/28/02 2:57pm
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More Full Metal Jacket goodness;
"Boy, I will rip out your eyes and skullf*ck you!"
(I think)
"Only two things come from Texas; steers and queers. Are you a queer, son? I don't see no horns." (Officer and a Gentleman)
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