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Mastadge
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Manager Emeritus
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Jun '99
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 8:08am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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If I watched TV this would concern me. As it is, now that I have DVD, I never turn on the television even to watch a video.
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AmazingB
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 8:49am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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"Do you keep slices of bread in your bathroom for such occasions?"
No, that would just be silly. I assure you, were I to run out of toilet paper, my back up would be tissues. Only after both are exhausted would I be seen running through my house searching for bread.
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BoboliFett
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 8:52am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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6/29/02 8:53am (1 edits total)
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Come to think of it I would imagine tortillas would probably be a better choice if you have any around. More durable I would guess...
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Master-Jedi-Smith
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May '02
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 8:56am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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What exactly is the official substitute order for when you run out of toilet paper?
I wouldn't think sliced bread would be very high on that list. But you never know?
How's this one?
1. Tissues
2. Sliced Bread
3. T.V. remote
Latre! 
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Master-Jedi-Smith
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 9:00am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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6/29/02 9:01am (1 edits total)
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Yes, tortillas would most definately be better. But only flour ones, the corn ones break/fall apart easier.
But then, would a French loaf of bread work better than slices. It is harder than a slice, easier to get a grip on, and once you have broken off the desired amount you need, you can eat the rest! 
Latre!
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BoboliFett
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 9:02am
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ROFL
I am having some second thoughts on tortillas... "flushability"
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AmazingB
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 9:06am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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"How's this one?
1. Tissues
2. Sliced Bread
3. T.V. remote"
What you want to do with a TV remote in your spare time is up to you, but I wouldn't use it as a toilet paper substitute. I think third on the list would be a sponge, followed by wetnaps.
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Master-Jedi-Smith
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 9:14am
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But if the T.V. remote was in the shape of a slice of bread, technically you could use it.
Latre!
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DarthNut
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 9:36am
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That's be one freaky looking channel changer!
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Master-Jedi-Smith
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 9:42am
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INDEED IT WOULD BE!
And just imagine what it would look like after you were done with it.
I don't even want to think about cleaning the spaces around the numbers and channel/volume controls.
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AmazingB
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 9:46am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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"But if the T.V. remote was in the shape of a slice of bread, technically you could use it."
The shape is highly irrelevant. Absorbancy is what matters. Bread is damn fine at absorption. Remotes are generally made of plastic. Plastic is not so good at absorption.
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Master-Jedi-Smith
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 10:20am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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6/29/02 10:22am (2 edits total)
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I would have thought that just cleaning off would override any other factor in this matter.
Getting rid of what's there seems to be the objective in the first place, and if in a real bind, anything that can do the job would work.
T.V. remotes shaped like a slice of bread included!
Latre!
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BoboliFett
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 10:38am
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I feel that the remote would be much easier to clean off than the bread, you would almost ruin the bread.
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Master-Jedi-Smith
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 10:43am
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When you put it in that perspective, you are correct.
Even a toasted slice of bread would get soggy when cleaning it.
Latre!
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BoboliFett
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Date Posted:
6/29/02 10:45am
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RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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6/29/02 10:50am (2 edits total)
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I think this might bring us back to the tortilla again... I hate to keep harping on that but i think it would be suprisingly resilient even through cleaning ... hmmm
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