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Author Topic: my brother broke the tv remote!
AmazingB 
Title: Manager Emeritus
Registered: Jan '01
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 10:46am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
I don't think you quite get the general principles involved here. Bread is better than a remote or any other harder substance because you need the absorbancy. It's not just about cleaning off. There's a reason why we use paper.

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BoboliFett 
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 10:48am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
Yes because its disposable... but were talking about bread and tortillas here.. "waste not want not"!

 

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Master-Jedi-Smith 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 11:07am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
Yes, tortillas I believe would work better then a slice of bread.

Now, if we are talking about absorbing.

Have you ever seen how much grease a tortilla can absorb? Those things can get very greasy without falling apart.

Bread on the other hand though. Get it wet, and you can push you finger through it with no resistance at all.

Which one would you want to use?

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Master-Jedi-Smith 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 11:09am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
Or would you rather use a pita?

Cut it, and slide your hand in the pocket area. Kind of like a glove.

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BoboliFett 
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 11:15am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote! - Date Edited: 6/29/02 11:16am (1 edits total) Edited By: BoboliFett
laugh @ Master-Jedi-Smith




"Get it wet, and you can push you finger through it with no resistance at all.

Which one would you want to use?


hmmmm....

 

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Master-Jedi-Smith 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 11:28am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote! - Date Edited: 6/29/02 11:30am (1 edits total) Edited By: Master-Jedi-Smith
Thanks,

I'll be here all week. tongue

Latre! grin

 

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DarthTunick 
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 12:36pm Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
ah! what happend to my thread?! shock tongue

 

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Master-Jedi-Smith 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 12:39pm Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
laugh


Oh yeah, this is about the T.V. remote.


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DarthTunick 
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 12:42pm Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
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BoboliFett 
Registered: Mar '02
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Date Posted: 6/29/02 1:38pm Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
"ah! what happend to my thread?!"

err.... heh.. grin

 

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Master-Jedi-Smith 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 6/30/02 8:48am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote! - Date Edited: 6/30/02 8:51am (1 edits total) Edited By: Master-Jedi-Smith
It died once we stopped talking about slice bread, toilet paper, and remotes.

ARISE!

Latre! grin

Edit: I don't think anyone ever asked how the remote got broke. I guess DarthTunick was right. We didn't really care! grin

 

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DarthNut 
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Date Posted: 6/30/02 8:51am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
I bet you could even use a book if you were in a real emergency.

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Master-Jedi-Smith 
Registered: May '02
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Date Posted: 6/30/02 8:53am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote!
I still have to disagree with Amazing. Absorbtion is really only needed in the case of liquid.

Otherwise, for the most part, it is a solid, and can be wiped/scooped away.

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AmazingB 
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Date Posted: 6/30/02 8:53am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote! - Date Edited: 6/30/02 8:56am (2 edits total) Edited By: AmazingB
You could use almost anything that you wanted to. However, books and remotes are not particularly effective as they are not soft enough to conform to the necessary shape nor do they possess the necessary absorbancy.

"I still have to disagree with Amazing. Absorbtion is really only needed in the case of liquid."

All right, fine. Next time you drop a deuce you use a remote and see how that works.

Amazing.

 

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Obi_Wan_01 
Registered: Aug '01
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Date Posted: 6/30/02 8:59am Subject: RE: my brother broke the tv remote! - Date Edited: 6/30/02 8:59am (1 edits total) Edited By: Obi_Wan_01
I bet you could even use a book if you were in a real emergency.


Now, what kind of problem could possibly happen that would make it an emergency situation?

 

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