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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:18am Subject: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Post headlines that will never happen. eg. "Pepsi drops Ludracris as spokeperson for R. Kelly" let me see what you got. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:19am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 7:19am (1 edits total) Edited By: obhavekenobi78
	Buzz Aldrin punches reporter in the face after suggestion that moon landing was "faked"! ...Oh wait a minute... -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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HookLineAndSinker Title: Magistrate Emeritus Registered: Oct '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:23am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"The moon deciding it had had enough of cheese jokes and braggings about how the Earth was larger than he, went and ate the Earth today. Thus trippling its size and ending the existence of cheese forever" -----signature----- I am from the corrupt land of Illinois
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sith1137 Registered: Dec '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:28am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Senator ________(enter senators name here)____ clones an army of al gores and plans to claim him self emporor after everyone dies of boredom." -----signature----- I've got a fever and the only perscription is more cowbell Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
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saerah Registered: May '99	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:30am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"George Bush Attends Environmental Summit"
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stinrab Title: Manager Emeritus Registered: Jul '98	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:34am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"<insert rapper's name here> dies of old age/natural causes!" -----signature----- "In the interest of time, if it's not terribly impolite, would it be okay if we skipped this conversation and you took me directly to your nearest torture centre?" -- The Avatar
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DarthPhelps Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:34am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 7:47am (2 edits total) Edited By: DarthPhelps
	Edit: Nevermind. Couldn't condense into headline form. Edit 2: thought of one Gallop poll - 78% of population considers Star Wars fans to be "cool" -----signature----- This space for rent.
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Darth_Glymmer Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:40am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	George Lucas casts all people that post on the Jedi Council Forums on the Force.net's message boards in upcoming Star Wars movie. -----signature----- Question! What do bears eat?
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:45am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"Seriously, Dude where's my car" breaks box office record! -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:47am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Bill Clinton reverses earlier statement that he didn't "inhale", He meant to say he didn't"exhale". -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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DarthSapient Registered: Jun '01	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:47am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Parachute Pants - Back With a Vengeance and Here to Stay
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:50am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	M.C. Hammer tops the charts yet again with his new single, "Not in a million years"! -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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malkieD2 Title: Ex-Manager and RSA Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:51am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	"FBI to announce who shot Kennedy" "Elvis is actually dead" "Senator found to be happily married to wife" "US to include enducation on other countries in schools" "OJ Simpson says "yes, I did it" " M -----signature----- HBOF There are only 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary jokes, and those who don't. If you don't already know, you'll never understand. If you already know, no explanation is needed - KW
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obhavekenobi78 Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:52am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Michigan State study indicates that bold face type, not masturbation is leading cause of blindness! -----signature----- I apologize for any incontinence this may have caused.
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Lurking_Around Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:52am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Bush admits to stealing 'Axis of Evil' term from an issue of 'Justice League of America', DC Comics planning lawsuit! Or.... Greenpeace: Oh, lets just drop the Kyoto protocol! -----signature----- "Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended" (An evil death has set forth the noble warrior) --Eowyn (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) The Holy Stand-In of the Cult of the Blue Numbers After The Thread Titles
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Jedi_Satimber Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/18/02 7:53am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/18/02 8:18am (1 edits total) Edited By: Jedi_Satimber
	J.Lo is prego w/the love child of Ben Affleck -----signature----- Goodbye Taz, I will miss you. - RIP 5/93 - 3/17/06 Council Master and co-founder of the SSA AHBY \| Master, Ridiculous Pant Remover of Blueity EUDF Admiral \| Hero = Pat Tillman LS Council Master - sccrman95 \| WARD-Suite 309
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