Author Topic: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
anakin71  1407 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6129_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 9/24/02 7:23pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/24/02 7:30pm (1 edits total) Edited By: anakin71
T shirt sales skyrocket with the words
"kill a satanist for christ" on them

 

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DarthTunick  32015 posts
Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host
Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 9/24/02 8:53pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Bush declares war on Wyoming & Michigan













DarthTunick,
you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley!

 

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September 11th, 2001 angry -Never forget
Viva Los Angeles! flag
RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. rose
It's a long day, livin' in Reseda..........
2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Lurking_Around  11694 posts
Registered: May '02
42104_Joruus C'baoth
Date Posted: 9/24/02 10:10pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Bush admits Gore should have won the election!

Gore admits he deserved to lose the election!

Clinton: Yes, I did have sex with that woman! Take that Hillary!

George Lucas: I'm wrong, the bashers were right!

Yasser Arafat and Ariel Sharon made public their secret love affair!

mischief

 

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"Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended"
(An evil death has set forth the noble warrior)
--Eowyn (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers)

The Holy Stand-In of the Cult of the Blue Numbers After The Thread Titles
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DarthTunick  32015 posts
Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host
Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 9/24/02 10:58pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.

L.A. plans to secede from the Valley

Reseda Blvd. has been named the prettiest street in North America

A 250 ft. statue of Mayor James Hahn has been built in Van Nuys












DarthTunick,
the Valley does stink sometimes

 

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Viva Los Angeles! flag
RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. rose
It's a long day, livin' in Reseda..........
2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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DarthPhelps  9065 posts
Registered: Jan '02
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Date Posted: 9/25/02 6:41am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
BUSH Declares War on California
















You can't ignore Michigan! tongue

 

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anakin71  1407 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6129_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 9/25/02 6:52am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Pres. Bush Declares WAR On Florida, "stop it"
is Gov. Jeb Bush's responce.








 

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Admiral_Thrawn60  13007 posts
Registered: Jul '00
6283_Liam Neeson
Date Posted: 9/25/02 6:56am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
United States sells nuclear weapons to Iraq

 

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I am leaving the internet forever on May 15. JC, MSN, AIM, everything. If anyone wants to say goodbye, please do so before then.
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anakin71  1407 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6129_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 9/25/02 7:01am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
CANADA to make Spanish Official Language

 

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Jedi_Satimber  38883 posts
Registered: Jul '02
24115_Vader and Elmo
Date Posted: 9/25/02 7:01am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Here's one:

Playboy Hefner caught in bed with 18 year old male lover

 

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DarthPhelps  9065 posts
Registered: Jan '02
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Date Posted: 9/25/02 7:11am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Hillary Clinton Elected President, Gore Does Not Concede

 

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DarthTunick  32015 posts
Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host
Registered: Nov '00
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Date Posted: 9/25/02 4:16pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.

Bush declares Texas to be a part of the Axis of Evil

Saddam spends a weekend golfing w/ George Bush & Tony Blair

California declares war on Bush














DarthTunick,
you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley!

 

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September 11th, 2001 angry -Never forget
Viva Los Angeles! flag
RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. rose
It's a long day, livin' in Reseda..........
2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Bithysith  6226 posts
Registered: Oct '00
Date Posted: 9/25/02 4:19pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
Osama Sees the Light, Becomes Buddhist, and Spends Rest of Life Atoning for Sins.

 

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its rules on SS relationships.
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Terr_Mys  12604 posts
Registered: May '02
41184_Borsk Fey'lya
Date Posted: 9/25/02 4:24pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
State of New Hampshire Conquers North America

 

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anakin71  1407 posts
Registered: Jul '02
6129_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 9/25/02 4:38pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
City Declares War On US for not being recognized as Largest US City.

 

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ElfStar  3859 posts
Registered: Mar '01
6609_Anakin Skywalker
Date Posted: 9/25/02 4:48pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
New survey concludes Star Wars fans are on average more intelligent than Chess Grandmasters. Trekkies demand recount.

 

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