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Nomi Jade Registered: Jan '00	Date Posted: 9/25/02 6:06pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	All JC female JC members are cheerleaders. All male members go out with them. -----signature----- Don't care 'bout spots on my apples, Leave me the birds and the bees.
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TIEace Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/25/02 6:37pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	JC daily average post count drops dramatically! -----signature----- Do you lose as gracefully as you win? I wouldn't know. I've never lost. http://www.bostonrebels.net
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/25/02 8:24pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Mods make a decision, everyone gets colors! Delaware has split into 650 different states Texas invades New Mexico, then conquers Oklahoma DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. It's a long day, livin' in Reseda.......... 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Jedi_Master_Orion Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/26/02 7:23am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Osama Bin Laden, Sadam Husian and persident Bush all hold hands chanting, "all we are saying, is give peace a chance" Osama Bin Laden lives to die of natural causes heres one I just thought up, very good idea and very funny {b]an army of Hanibal Lector clones is sent to Iraq to fight Sadam husains army and to find Bin Laden[/b] -----signature----- "I don't know if there is a Hell or not, but if there is I take some comfort in knowing that certain folks are going to be buried hotter and deeper than I am with William Jefferson Clinton being one of them."Gatewood Galbraith
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Lurking_Around Registered: May '02	Date Posted: 9/26/02 7:30am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Superman fans happy with first draft of new Superman movie! -----signature----- "Bealocwealm hafað fréone frecan forth onsended" (An evil death has set forth the noble warrior) --Eowyn (Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers) The Holy Stand-In of the Cult of the Blue Numbers After The Thread Titles
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/26/02 8:07am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	The Queen of England summons all her Knights to save her. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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JangoFettClone Registered: Apr '02	Date Posted: 9/26/02 8:46am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	After Texas conquests New Mexico and Oklahoma, Texas renames America to TexAmerica Version 2.0 -----signature----- Texas - The Lone Death Star State - Don't be too proud of this Technological Terror We've Constructed Hurry up homerun, you're gonna be a permanent resident Ninjas are sweet cause they flip out ALL the time! Cross - Something they nail people to
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DarthPhelps Registered: Jan '02	Date Posted: 9/27/02 8:15am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Marilyn Manson gives up music to pursue career as a marriage counsellor -----signature----- This space for rent.
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anakin71 Registered: Jul '02	Date Posted: 9/27/02 8:46am Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Detroit,Milwaukee,Chicago merge to become Milicaroit. the biggest city in the US. -----signature----- (censored) [face_shocked]
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DarthTunick Title: Arena's Streak for Colors Host Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/27/02 4:33pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	The Dutch invade & reclaim New York DarthTunick, you can't ignore the San Fernando Valley! -----signature----- September 11th, 2001 -Never forget Viva Los Angeles! RIP, Cody "Snowball" Reeves, 1978-2008. It's a long day, livin' in Reseda.......... 2009-2010 L.A. Lakers: 5-1, my record at Staples Center: 0-1
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Night4554 Registered: Oct '00	Date Posted: 9/29/02 5:09pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Seen in a newspaper vending machine: All Printing Presses magically stop workinging ¤Night
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TIEace Registered: Nov '00	Date Posted: 9/29/02 5:15pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Four JC Mods arrested in connection with Sock Smuggling Ring. -----signature----- Do you lose as gracefully as you win? I wouldn't know. I've never lost. http://www.bostonrebels.net
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SifoYodaDyas Registered: Jun '02	Date Posted: 9/29/02 5:29pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen. - Date Edited: 9/29/02 5:32pm (1 edits total) Edited By: SifoYodaDyas
	U.S. Army develops REAL LIFE Lightsaber for military use. China to start work on man-made habitable MOON in space. -----signature----- {The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.} { That's the show. Thanks for watching. }
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Jedi-Finney Registered: Mar '01	Date Posted: 9/29/02 8:54pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	FRESNO CALIFORNIA MOST POPULAR CITY IN THE U.S.
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DerthNader Registered: Feb '01	Date Posted: 9/29/02 9:17pm Subject: RE: Headlines that will NEVER happen.
	Dairy Cows Taught to Milk Themselves Thousands of Coconuts Spontaneously Do The Macarena Britney Spears To Play The Virgin Mary -----signature----- Genderfrak.
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